I mean, it is very clearly intended to be hyperbolic satire

Called my partner a gold digging whore (hilarious, considering she was earning 3x as much as I was at the time) and outright said I should marry the woman (daughter of a family friend) that they liked for me and keep my partner around as a side piece because "a real man knows how to make everyone happy".

I don't speak to them any more.

Anti-AI art platform intended for artists to host their portfolios.

It's perfectly fine to not like kids. It's not fine to act on that dislike and harm them, crotch goblins though they may be.

So just like home, then.

Close as I could get it

That's not what that's about. "Avoid instant replies" means you shouldn't feel the need to drop everything and immediately reply to every message you get, regardless of importance. Some things can be left for later. The people who matter will understand, and the people who don't understand don't matter.

people with children take the burden of keeping the human race alive

People make kids because they want kids, not because they're on some noble self-sacrificing mission to ensure the survival of the human race. Fuck that noise. We didn't ask to have any part of it and we didn't ask you to take the "burden" either.

Fresh off winning the Parent of the Year awards, are we?

They were.

Porter said the aircraft returned to the terminal, where the passengers (as in the kid and the accompanying parent) were asked to leave the plane and their baggage was removed. The airline said the additional time required to complete those steps and refile the flight plan meant the flight could not depart before Victoria International Airport’s (YYJ) runway closed at 12:30 a.m. As a result, the flight was cancelled.

Considering a lot of the NYPD straight up said they'd resign if he became mayor, I think he's got a pretty good chance of bringing change if he really wants to

That's mostly my doing. I live here, and I have to bear witness to my people becoming more and more carbrained by the day as the government bends over backwards to cater to corporations and rich people with fancy cars at the expense of the gigantic majority who rely on public transit, bicycles, or just walking to get to where they need to go. I hate it.

Or are we going by skin colour?

Considering ICE recently detained a US Marshal "by mistake", I think that's right on the money

They're already blaming black people for it because the perpetrator happened to be black

The Israelis are in line for that one currently.

Channel 9 reported it as her being "caught in the crossfire", as if she got hit in a gun battle between protesters and cops or something

Ah yes. The death of a tiny-faced, vile, white guy is what shows that. Not the thousands of mass shootings, or the Zionists running riot on college campuses, or ICE thugs (and pretend-ICE thugs) running rampant on the streets...it's the extermination of vermin that did it. Sure.

As it turns out, avoiding the cops -- or even looking like you're avoiding the cops -- will also land you in hot water

"Just following orders"

Honestly every single one of them deserves to have their names and faces on public record