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Two Boys Arrested After Deadly School Shooting in the Philippines

For those who are not familiar with the Philippines, school shootings are not a thing here at all.

Once in a blue moon you'll have someone bring a gun to shoot a bully, but it's really few and far between.

The only other incident close to this was a shooting in Ateneo in 2022, but that's more of a revenge-assassination carried out by an outsider who had a grudge on a former mayor and just so happened to be attending her child's graduation than a "school shooting".

So, this is really the first and only case of a mass shooting I could remember. And when it happened, kids had no idea what to do. Some of those who were killed was seen on video standing on the door trying to prevent the gunmen from entering (and therefore shot) when they should be barricading the doors with heavy objects like tables.

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Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at Lemmy we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!"

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'Barbie' makes history with $1 billion at the box office

I'm honestly not surprised. It's one of those rare movies that has mass appeal (which guarantees it at least half a billion) and also a surprisingly good story that had critics and audiences raving about it.

I was only forced to watch it because I didn't want to wait in the mall that long for Oppenheimer to start while the wife finishes Barbie. I haven't been more satisfied and entertained by a blind watch since... Burning.

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Don't feel bad for the Moderators of Reddit

Every other day, I get over how mad I was about the whole spez thing, and just focus on bettering our community and Lemmy in general.

But then they do something again that immediately remind me how much of an asshole he is. Last week, it was them taking out the coins and awards. Now this week, it's introducing r/Places like nothing happened and we're all friends again. Fuck him.