Swimming's really good for losing weight, no sweating and less knee pain involved. Wish I had a private pool too, you can definitely tell the public ones are 30% filled with piss.

Like watching an old friend's corpse being defiled for profit

Imagine being stuck behind the fog of a chainsmoking uncle for nearly four hours because you can't overtake him

This shithead's genocide is going to birth a new generation of vengeful extremists out of the ashes of Gaza for the rest of the world to deal with, in the future

I know it's a joke strip, but don't worry about being judged at the gym, only the 1% bottom dregs of gym goers do that. Most of us know it's difficult and respect you for trying, we won't bother you unless you might injure yourself.

And that woman is quietly getting jacked af, look that massive back in her last panel

Can't win my current district, this $3000 dollar donation is proof that there is 10 million in dark money behind my rival - couldn't be me getting caught jerking off some random guy at a play for kids

Anyone still supporting her after that has got to be blind and deaf

I'd love to have this 'wagecuck' warehouse job, mine is just so soul draining day by day

The stated point listed in the article was to prove that manual photography has merit and that 'nothing is more fascinating than Mother Nature herself', which he proved by winning the people's choice award. He didn't say the disqualification was inappropriate nor did he criticize the contest for inconsistent rules? It seems quite clear that he expected to be removed from the contest after making his statement, actually.

Personally I hope this doesn't become a trend of machine generation and manually shot/created work spoiling each other's contests.

He didn't teach his cat anything, his cat trained him to remove shimmers on the screen

I know it's a great gamepad, but if I see someone steering my bus with a F710 I'm getting out of there.

I live in Singapore; this comparision is deranged. The worst you could say for SG are draconian drug laws, we aren't upholding slavery and slaughtering journalists/opposition parties in broad daylight. This is like equating Taiwan to Palestine or South Korea to North Korea for fuck sake

Outside of being born in a cult, I'm sure the average kid is aware of Japanese as a language by 10, and that's if they weren't already being taught the language from 4

I work at a small company - absolutely everything from work macros, accounts and shortcuts are all intertwined in Chrome, they've been using it like that for ten years - it'd be faster for me to find a new job then to unclog that mess from the entire office. I still installed firefox for personal use though.

Any dude who 1) didn't already know, 2) goes out of his way to compliment his relatives at gatherings, is a good boy who will never trust you again

As a foreigner I never understood the novote sentiment in the US. You aren't voting for either candidate because you dislike them, so who would you actually vote for? AOC? RFK Jr? Bernie? Does your ideal candidate even exist in reality yet? All a no vote does is take away your own rights in your country, while the rest of the world moves on without you.

For what it's worth, both parties can be trash but one party actually can be shamed to doing the right thing once in a while.

Bruh if my homie looked like THAT good in cosplay I'd be tempted to joke around too

My senior colleagues have already been cured of depression - I can't see any leftover soul in those eyes no more

Only Onion headline I can quote off the top of my head. Never gets old (unfortunately).

This fucking shooter could set behind democracy in the US for dozens of years. Land the shots and you martyr him, miss and you galvanize his support. Seriously the conservatives were starting to shift away from the far right after Epstein documents and Project 2025. Now deep state wackos will NEVER go away and resort to crazier armed shit. Seeing people comment that the shooter 'was so close' is insane and makes them no better than political extremists.