Pretty sure the text in the image is satire

This would go perfectly with the alias I did because I kept forgetting the original command:

$ alias whats=type
$ whats updog
updog is aliased to 'sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y'

Slightly more gray: content I've already paid for in one form or another. I spent like $100 going to the theater to see Mario with the family. I'm not losing sleep over adding it to my Plex when it hits VOD.

Oh no.

Anyway.

Well if it's real, it will be a no brainer Nobel prize, so it certainly won't be the last we hear of it in that case.

6 miles away is not the epicenter... It's close on a geologic scale, but not worth a headline unless it's actually on the property.

"set a timer for X minutes" And "set an alarm for X AM" are super helpful

Weird people

A new non-toxic pesticide can be valuable regardless of the journalist who wrote an article.

how controversial school board meetings have gotten since

If the next words aren't "Moms For Liberty started forcing their christofascist demands into every meeting using astroturfed Kokh dollars", it's not telling the full story.

You can't effectively use an education if products overtly lie about their contents/effects or are contaminated.

Bernie's emails are worth subscribing to imo. He's sending out stuff railing on citizens united with the tone of "yeah yeah, crazy ol Bernie on it again. Well guess what, it's still a big fuckin problem"

If any of you follow Jeff Jackson for his razor sharp explanation of what's going on in the House, this act will be solely responsible for removing him from the House.

Some people speculated on this from day 1 when he wasn't posing for photos with his "bullet wound."

My uncle had a dog for about 10 years. Took him camping every weekend and would chill out by the truck all day. No issues. One random dog came up and peed on the truck tire once. Dog said "wait what you can do that?" and for the rest of his life pissed on the truck. It was a mindvirus.

A massage never killed anyone, unlike chiropracty. Just get a massage.

They're capping them too.

To be fair, a light slap on the wrist is a lot more impactful with such tiny hands.

My guess is these were underperforming problem employees that they wanted to drop. This provided an easy out to skip a PIP and severance. A company the size of wells fargo there are going to be way more people than 14 using a jiggler. If it were a blanket 1-strike, it would be a lot more folks gone.

Totally on your page, but what you're describing sounds kinda like times square.