Most people I talk to pretend like it's too complex. They're upset about a single company controlling their social media, but scared about not having that.

With federation, you shouldn't need to consider that, browse, and participate with remote instances freely. Unless what you want to see is largely defederated, in which case, you should probably think about why it's against the social contract of so many instances.

I'll just take the $19 142,105,264 times.

Just leave your car keys near internet trivia.

"This matter has been referred to ICE. ICE would like to see Amerigo Vespucci's immigration papers."

They never actually did pride logos this year.

What if I want to watch the uncut version of a film?

Damn, like the one person they deported that they probably should have sent to a Liberian prison?

That's because if you don't rewind far enough back, the next person won't see the unskippable FBI warning and will be immune from the FBI's effects for the duration of the film.

I think Sandler's dilemma is that he can do the safe, easy thing and bring all his longtime friends, or he can do something that's outside his usual by himself.

It's so embarrassing when the parents stop by your work.

It's only a meme if it comes from the meme region of the internet. Otherwise, it's just sparkling silliness.

Or the doctor won't prescribe the one you know works unless you try 2-3 that gave you a psychotic break last time because "It works for most people".

Believe it or not, part of the agile framework.

No, they were just drawing it out for the Odysseus Cinematic Universe.

Misunderstood the assignment, the client asked for a heatmap, not a meatmap.

They don't even have to do that. They can just do what my local politicians do and schedule it at the end of the meeting, limit testimony to 4 or so people, ignore that there's hundreds of others that came to speak and 90% registered as opposed and then hastily vote and adjourn.

The quick call is usually under an hour, but the resulting series of touchpoints, meetings with several departments, vendor calls, and data deep dives will eat a month of my time and will result in the same outcome as the quick call... That's outside of our department's scope.

Did we find Saddam's hiding place?