If your broken glass is single, my coffee mug is interested in having an open relationship

That is impressive & a nice amendment on your part. Thank you for the added detail

...I mean...

...at least they match?

While I can't speak for my chemical imbalances, I can certainly assure you I am %100 not a fucking algorithm or some lame ass excuse for manufactured digital intelligence....

Ever since that dude translated the Rosetta stone they've been up their own asses.

Epstein already didn't kill himself, what else does "The Man" need to prove didn't kill themselves?

No living creature should be forced to hear religion yelled at them in public areas simply because they can't leave the area.

Or three seashells

"Arbitrary Nonsense Units, Silly"

That spells ANUS.. m o o n

They can't all be zingers

This is hilarious & Hansel and Gretel deserved to be eaten

A world without children being devoured by witches in the woods is a world without 'Charlie & The Chocolate Factory', mind you

..so don't judge

If you don't want to offend anyone, just leave the spool sitting upright on the lid

That's always the words of people who know they are going to be killed, but they say it like that because they can't reveal what they actually know or the people they love will be tortured to death.

It's like these evil bastards watched 3 shitty movies and applied that towards the world and our futures.

I say we fucking sharpen our teeth.

This sounds like something a sassy person might say whilst pushing up their glasses to view a document which is rolled up tightly into a scroll and shoved into their own anus after they realize the room is watching them try to read the outside of a butthole scroll.

I posted it separately, and there is so much more.

Be prepared.

Not all gingers are evil, but Ed Sheeran didn't do the community any favours.

"Freedom units" is a satirical term implying a system of measurement used by Americans

I like that sentiment if it starts with us having the knowledge to be better than before

But really though, anyone calling it that is obviously kissing president pedo's poopy asshole