Witches and Kids [The Argyle Sweater]
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::: spoiler Transcript A witch comforts her sister Agatha, who sits at the kitchen table crying.
Witch Sister: Agatha, what’s wrong?
Agatha: The doctor said I can’t have kids.
Witch Sister: Now, now - food allergies aren’t the end of the world. :::
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In the dad joke version, she sees the Witch Doctor.
She could eat vegan children. But then that’s all she’ll talk about at the quickening.
This is hilarious & Hansel and Gretel deserved to be eaten
A world without children being devoured by witches in the woods is a world without 'Charlie & The Chocolate Factory', mind you
..so don't judge