The party of small government is now regulating your email signatures.

Retroshittification

There are ways to make memes about this without victimizing Monica all over again.

34% is still unbelievably high

I like Rand Paul's version where the Republicans lose the House and the Senate for 60 years.

Still not sure whether it's worth the carnage though.

Alberta

This is why you don't give in to bullies.

Yeah but look what happened to him

“Anything I vote for has to secure our border."

Didn't Republicans kill a border bill like a month ago? And now they're making border demands on a spending bill that has nothing to do with the border?

MAGA doesn't care. They were fine with Trump making fun of someone with CP in 2016, and they're fine with this.

Since when does Congress ban websites or dictate what apps people can have on their devices? Regardless of how you feel about this particular company, I feel like no one is talking about the internet-killing precedent that's being set here, and that should be concerning.

What a shithole country

"Server maintenance" while they replace all the mods with scabs.

That's an argument for making utilities publicly-owned again more than anything else.

The constitution also doesn't allow an insurrectionist to be president, but here we are.

It's called sane-washing, and it's how Trump got elected, twice.

So much for the 14th amendment

Regardless of whether it’s the mold, the diet, a spiritual crisis, or good old-fashioned demonic assault, we can only hope Peterson recovers. Sure, I don’t agree with him about anything, but this weepy, deranged, overemotional basketcase does more to discredit conservative thinking than an army of well-meaning social justice warriors, so I can only wish him a long life.

Hope they have sunflower seeds in their pockets.

The war criminal who lied to help Bush invade Iraq?