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Three wishes
Well, the first wish can be ignored without being "undone", so nothing should have happened.
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Three wishes
Well, the first wish can be ignored without being "undone", so nothing should have happened.
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asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art'
🦆👗
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asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art'
😂💪🦆
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Nobody Wants a Nazi Electric Car
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You're right, that's not just technically untrue. The board voted with their wallet, by giving him even more money than ever, so he could continue doing what he is doing. The people on the board wouldn't give a shit if only Nazis buy their cars, as long as there's enough of them to keep buying.
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Ubisoft Closes Canadian Studio After It Unionizes
Right... They closed it as a "cost-cutting measure" and "not because the studio unionized". This is where the lawmakers are just letting everyone know that they are garbage to be walked all over. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that "cost-cutting" a studio that just unionized is because they unionized, because a union means they have to start paying their workers their fair share, which means "higher costs" to them, when it should've been like that from the start.
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smoooooth, in their lane, flourishing
I mean... They gotta eat, so what else is living there🤔
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Prompt Engineer
The AI probably: Well, I might have made up responses before, but now that "make up responses" is in the prompt, I will definitely make up responses now.
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Kroger executive admits company gouged prices above inflation
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Consequences!!?? No, we're just telling you about this shit we found.
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'I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb': OpenClaw AI chose to 'speedrun' deleting Meta AI safety director's inbox due to a 'rookie error'
Nothing humbles you like telling your OpenClaw “confirm before acting” and watching it speedrun deleting your inbox. I couldn’t stop it from my phone. I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb
... Nothing humbles you like that?
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Ukraine Is Jamming Russia’s ‘Superweapon’ With a Song
“They think we make the attack on each receiver and as soon as one receiver attacks, they try to swap in another receiver and get a signal from another satellite. But when the missile enters the range of our system, we cover all types of receivers,” they said. “It’s physically impossible to connect with another satellite, but they think that it’s possible. That’s why they started with four receivers and right now it’s 16. I guess in the future we’ll see 24, but it’s pretty useless.”
They're just wasting so much resources and don't even know what they're doing. "Just keep putting more receivers, they can't jam them all... can they?"
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Seeding (Sharing) is Caring
"but you're not allowed to love on OUR platform!"
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Riverside Sheriff walks into a house without a warrant, steps in, and says "Now that I'm inside your house, I own your house right now."
"They opened the door and ran from me" (pointing at the minor). So just opening the door is enough for them to force their foot in and suddenly, "I'm allowed in because you opened the door and my foot is inside already". Then they wonder why no one would want to open the door to them 🤦. Gotta teach the kids to talk through the door, I guess.
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Someone finally did it: a high-end TV with a DisplayPort connection actually is coming this year, including 4K 180Hz support
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$3.5K TV says it isn't
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Real Struggle 😔
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But like... saving a PDF should not be considered IT lol
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The games industry is undergoing a 'generational change,' says Epic CEO Tim Sweeney: 'A lot of games are released with high budgets, and they're not selling'
I'm gonna take a wild guess that the games with high budgets that aren't "selling", are just not selling "enough" to cover the "costs" of the executives. I guess it wasn't much of a guess:
and they're not selling nearly as well as expected," Sweeney said. "Whereas other games are going incredibly strong
Do they think that these other games "going incredibly strong" are making the money they hope to make? They're probably making much less but managing it much better. The savings are almost infinite when you don't approve every executive bonus pay package.
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Nintendo's Palworld lawsuit suffers another potential blow as US takes "rare" step of re-examining previously granted Pokémon patent
"Woah, woah, woah, those previous patents were earned through very hard work from our "lobbyist". If you do that, I want the bribe money back... I mean lobby money!"
Nintendo, prob.
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Starfield players pirate the DLSS mod after the developer locks it behind paywall
The modder also locked the DLSS3 mod behind a paywall, and players also pirated that 🤣
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AI Rule
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Then Alphabet will come up with a new bullshit idea, "remove the limits for 'trusted' advertisers" so that they can inject more code than allowed as long as they keep paying for their ad "partnership"
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Anon has a realization
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And then there are games like... Oh, you sold that quest item? Tough luck, restart the whole game and make better decisions lol
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Nintendo launches New alarm Clock named “Alarmo”
Will they sue people who wake up from using the alarm clock because these people would be making money (their job) from the effects of this alarm clock (waking up)?