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For the longest time I suspected I had a depression, but it turns out it’s not me and everything just really sucks that bad.
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The new system to replace Reddit coins and awards is here. You got out at the right time.
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Wow, you are right. The Wayback Machine shows that OP's link is from 2021:
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Mr. Swirl
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Years ago, a pedophile posted photos online with his face swirled, but police were able to unswirl it:
https://www.minnpost.com/politics-policy/2007/11/you-can-swirl-you-cant-hide/
I have no idea who the guy in this photo is.
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New video shows Trump may have violated federal law at crypto event: attorney
Just so you don't have to read through the article to find out which law he broke this time: he used the presidential seal while he spoke at a private, for-profit event.
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o(1) statistical prime approximation
Reminds me of this xkcd:
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The official account of the U.S. Government published this
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Exe in a bottle
A friend of mine once downloaded something malicious to his Linux machine and wasn't worried about it. Then some time later, while browsing his files from a Windows machine, saw it and was like, "hey, what's this?" Oops.
He's a tech savvy guy, so I'm guessing the fact he had downloaded it himself really let his guard down.
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Happened to me...
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Gotta know who to blame
If you want to see an apocalyptic political satire black comedy film that explores this concept, watch Don't Look Up (2021).
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Wet rule
Reminds me of the Rice Krispies onomatopoeic noises in different languages:
English: Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Danish: Pif! Paf! Puf!
Swedish: Piff! Paff! Puff!
German: Knisper! Knasper! Knusper!
Spanish: Pim! Pam! Pum!
Finnish: Riks! Raks! Poks!
French: Cric! Crac! Croc!
Dutch: Pif! Paf! Pof!
Afrikaans: Knap! Knetter! Knak!
Belgium: Poos! Pas! Pes!
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My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.
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Well how do you cook ravioli? In your fettuccine bowl?
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What's some common knowledge that you just found out recently?
I spent 30+ years thinking that a pony was a baby horse rather than a smaller type of horse. You know how cats have kittens and dogs have puppies? Well I thought horses had ponies.
Even all the times that Lisa Simpson wanted a pony, I just thought it was similar to how a kid might want a puppy.
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Also likely why AI is everywhere
Reminds me of Peggy Hill:
The day before Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, one of the busiest travel days of the year.
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$1 grilled cheese
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Yes, it's profitable. They lose money on each sale, but make up for it in volume.
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/r/wholesomememes bans reposts posts, nobody posts for two days
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There's a Wikipedia page about him:
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I've misunderstood you, Cobra
Reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.
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Trump and Musk claim the media is trying to drive them apart in Fox News interview
We should combine their names like Hollywood couples:
Musk + Trump = Mump
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Horseshoe crabs be like
Nice doggie!
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Anon hates tiktok
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There is an episode where a new game is brought on board. It's really enjoyable, and once people start playing, they don't want to stop. Soon, the whole crew is addicted. It turns out the creators of the game are using it for mind control.
Seems like the perfect metaphor for modern cellphone/app usage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)
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Chef
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In my experience in America, "cheese pizza" usually means shredded mozzarella spread evenly over the pizza while "Margherita style" means chunks of fresh mozzarella.