Or never specify. "That spacestation has massive computing power" "How big?" "Massive."

"You put down your rock trebuchet, and I'll put down my sword, and we kill each other like civilised people?"

Lotta internet users are going to suddenly be from outside the EU, just like the UK population suddenly all moved to the Netherlands after their own version of this.

Didn't realise we were looking at the back of her head and thought she was actually a doppleganger with a weird blobby eye and mouth.

"And what's behind that door?"
"Damn you are new, that's HerbGrower's place, we don't go there."

Did you let him become chief trap finder? That's a quick way to get the item back.

I think I remember that setting concrete has an exothermic reaction going on so you could be cooked as you suffocate.

I had a conversation with a guy at a gay bar years ago and we chatted about hearing these comments a lot because we didn't act camp or have "that voice", and weren't seen as LGBT at all by a lot of people unless it came up. Turned out he was the owner of the place and had been active in setting up the LGBT+ scene there for decades but still had this happen.

Internal bleeding requires internal solutions.

I cast minor illusion and create a 20 on all sides D20 and try intimidation.

There's a TV trope for that: Reed Richards is Useless

It has a list of reasons mostly narrative and marketing driven, so if the source material doesn't allow it then the films wouldn't either.

Hacking over hackysack-ing?

If that's what you're understanding then you need to read it again, the parents can make the legal decision to support their children.

Bonobo Love Island:Chimpanzee Gladiators.

Pies that are lesbian? So many questions.

I hope it was attached to someone more competent than her father. Like a roomba.

Is he a Møøse in disguise?

Mostly harmless.

I grew up with relatively easy access to gore videos and shock sites, but you know what kept me safe? Knowing about them and knowing I didn't want to watch them. Simple decent education from parents and schools would sort this problem a lot better than this mess of easily bypassed nanny state BS that is going to force people to worse places on the internet. It is a bad policy that won't even do what it claims and will actively harm those it's supposed to protect. And that's even before all the privacy and freedom concerns.

It's getting hard to take even reality seriously these days.