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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Honestly i can see JJJ accepting these because it can be an hard stab to Spiderman's PR

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GraniteMreply
lemmy.world

JJJ publishes them in an attempt to ruin Spider-Man's public image. The public instead is desperately thirsty for the spider-bod. Sales of the Bugle go through the roof. JJJ is consumed by the conflict between his hate boner for Spider-Man and his capitalism boner for selling more issues of the Bugle.

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myster0nreply
feddit.nl

And The Bugle will be renamed The Bulge

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

A decade later, it's been retooled into the most successful man meat mag in history and JJJ is an extremely conflicted billionaire.

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One of their most beloved erotic cartoonists is Tom of Holland.

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"Oh it is webbing, you never gone wrist deep in yourself before?"

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sh.itjust.works

If Petra Parker gets titty pictures of Trans-Spidey, can the nipples be shown or not?

(I'm pretty sure JJ would censor them; he hates Spidey but he's not a scummy TERF or MAGA bigot)

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No nipples should ever be censored. Chest, breast, and everything between can and should be shown and expressed without censorship.

Fuck every religious institution and forces and normalises the censorship of our natural bodies.

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"Alright, I'll buy them, but I'll have to Venmo you from my personal account."

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quokk.au

My god the amerikkkan economy has crashed if spidey has to get an only fans.

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