By this logic, everyone charged (not convicted, just charged) should have their accounts and submissions changed in the same manner as Luigi's.

Man, everyone bitching about Bluesky but very few cheering the long overdue departure from twitter.

Anywhere is better than twitter.

"Quick! Jump to chrome instead!" - Google spokesperson

Media will now work hard to turn him from hero to zero.

They gotta protect those sponsor dollarsp

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a "C" motion, to launch a fireball.

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

Use to work opposite a De Beers building that had a helipad on the roof. Choppers were always flying in and out.

Thought it was the CEO coming and going by heli, but turns out they were for diamond shipments. Safer to transport them by air than on the road.

Congratulations America! Corruption, greed and hate just won.

Don't forget muskrat's own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.

That's some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.

Should be like GDPR fines: 4% of your annual global revenue.

Edit: just read "It has so far fined Meta a total of 2.5 billion euros for breaches under the bloc's General Data Protection Regulation's (GDPR), introduced in 2018, including a record 1.2 billion euro fine in 2023 that Meta is appealing"

Wow, Meta really likes donating to the EU

They have gone quiet because the project is now wound down. Dufus is in the white house, so they have been moved to a new task.

Mark Hamil posted "He will be greatly missed. #RIP Dad"

Considering more than 50% of marriages end in divorce, maybe a worthless symbol is fitting.

Open plan offices fucken suck.

Noise, constant distractions, and that one arsehole who never covers their mouth when they sneeze, sending a wave of infectious germs rolling out across the office floor.

We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Medical insurance companies should be forced to also provide life insurance to the same customer.

Then they have incentive to keep their customers alive.

Kicking out the wrong South African.

The "Daily Fail" living up to its tabloid name.

Ha bacteria! It's not the water you should be worried about.

It's the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

With Roger fucken Stone lurking in the background in both situations.