Hang out on a relay and hope it doesn't get blown up I suppose. Or be Valkyr.

Hell yeah

423.9 ppm of CO2 is a chemical imbalance for sure

I doubt this is about "attraction" (quotes because that is too nice a word). Much more likely they want compromising material to gain a political advantage. No less despicable, probably more so.

The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace

https://github.com/barak/latex-coffee-stains
Here it is in case anyone's interested

I think they're just too expensive. It might be worth it in the long run, but a lot of people can't justify the up front cost.

If I had a Tesla, I would look into selling it, but I wouldn't be in a hurry if it's still in working order. Replacing a working car is neither environmentally nor economically sustainable.

I wonder if the Arch bros will ever realize they're doing more harm than good...

Wait is this already in reference to the xkcd about experts overestimating the average person's knowledge about their subject or should I go look for it?

I heard them called rollslop

Der Brauch soll auf die Zeit der Walfänger auf der Insel zurückgehen. Die Männer seien [...] zurück auf die Insel gekommen und hätten mit dem Brauch klargemacht, dass nun wieder sie - und nicht die Frauen - das Sagen hätten.

Schon Grund genug den Mist abzuschaffen, auch wenn es gewaltfrei wäre.

Klingt für mich nach mimimi

That is literally how horror movies start

This is what bothers critics of carbon capture [...].

Far from the only thing that bothers critics, the part where CC results in more CO2 output for all the energy it needs is usually the first thing mentioned. Even if you run CC 100% on renewables, you would still be better of replacing fossil fuels in use elsewhere with renewables then using renewables on CC.

They're puttin' cameras in the cars to turn the friggin' trucks gay! (/s for those who don't know the reference)

I subconsciously skipped the entire text after a few words and didn't even realize or think about why until I saw this comment. OPs style of writing is exhausting. If they talk like that in person, that would explain a lot.

Haben wohl in ganz Niedersachsen 3 Tickets verkauft. "Eine Ausweitung der Vorführung ist hinsichtlich des nur bedingt regen Interesses an Melania ausgeschlossen." - Cinemaxx-Sprecher in Hannover.
Quelle: HAZ, 31.01.

Isn't that the guy who made Cookie Clicker?

Have a parasocial relationship, but somehow worse.