This reminds me of my all time favourite lost redditor that asked for a Adobe Acrobat alternative on r/freeuse (which is not about free software but very nsfw). They were extremely helpful though.

I think you misspelled infuriating.

I was so glad we had a woman join our dev team some months ago. It's more fun, more relaxed and we are able to get better results as we just cover a wider area of skills. People gatekeeping programming to include only men are idiots.

Charges for water?

Do they disclose the cleaning fee after checkout or right in the beginning? What about the convenience fee?

Are Texas prisons run by Ticketmaster?

No kink shaking please. They like to watch when daddy X smashes their bank accounts, there's nothing wrong with that.

He should have started with himself, then moved to the others.

"Nano applies to everything and therefore means nothing. Definitely indicates bs."

What? When will your companies switch from those bs nanometer scale transistors in their CPUs and use down to earth millimeter etching? Make it even more awesome! Centimeter wavelength!

And suffer the potential consequences like a mild headache and a sore arm for some days? Never!

Two words but... human resources.

We ran out of humans to burn, can you check the freezer if we have any left from last winter? Otherwise I have to drive to the farm and get some fresh ones.

Went out with a bang. Absolutely worth it. I had to delete my account myself, what a hassle.

But yeah. Other criminal organizations like the mafia or yakuza families or whatever understand this.

Yeah, Nintendo here? What do you need, a lawsuit?

What do you mean couldn't? They landed as well. Just faster and less controlled...

Good job India!

Eh, life can change wife, life can change husband. Sometimes it's great for a couple years, then not. Doesn't mean wife not good. Just not the best fit anymore.

My rice cooker. Doesn't really matter which one. If you like rice, this will make your life better

Uh, I can't wait for the next season of "I barely know them, never really talked to them" !

I hope it has a better end than the last one though.

God, I hated expert sexchange so much. It was a blessing when stack overflow started.

Are you the kind of person to answer Amazon product questions with "I don't know, I bought it for my neighbour"?

So I'm not the only one pissed off. At least this.

What annoys me even more is that one of my monitors is capable of daisy chaining thunderbolt. But MacOS isn't. It would be the perfect solution, but no. Apple doesn't like it.

Bobby Tables is probably old enough for his own kid, Cross Site Samantha. I bet she created a Lemmy account recently.