I made a rule for myself because of stuff like this

If you've done something fun but incredibly stupid and got away with it the first time, never do it a second time.

Japan and Germany teaming up?

The more things change the more things stay the same

Anyone who shows empathy is going against Charlie Kirk's beliefs.

You know what's crazy? That answer is almost certainly yes.

I live in a red area and more and more people are starting to see some cracks

Well yeah all that terrible shit happened, but now it's eaffecting ME!

Edit: Grammar bee hard

Remeber: whenever someone tells you to strive for success and live each day like it's your last, every dead body on Everest was once a highly motivated person; so maybe just chill a bit.

This whole situation is kinda like the Streisand effect; nobody would have know who they were if they didnt react

https://youtu.be/76HijAoXi6k

The interview they're talking about

Edit: the smile he makes after saying socks it's top notch

Age = H

For those downvoting

A tip for those going to carve pumpkins this year, make your hole to scoop out the insides from the bottom. Not only will it look nicer but you can easily put it right on top of a candle instead of trying to balance it inside the pumpkin.

We thought the Cold War never ended, but it was actually the Revolutionary War all along

Britain rips off a Russian mask and gallops away laughing while sipping tea

Whoa. I like the energy, but 86 is a kitchen term for an item no longer being available.

86 in this case is generally agreed to mean "no more"

And cover up your face and any visible tattoos or any other identifying features

Getting money from the government

The same Alan Turing who was prosecuted and punished for his homosexuality after his amazing accomplishment, which was a crime in Britain at the time.

He was chemically castrated and stripped of his security clearances. It's widely believed he took his own life through arsenic, although him being poisoned wouldn't be a huge shock with the way he was treated.

Make sure to celebrate pride month a bit more for him. He deserves all the love

This is funny until someone you love dies and the pile of cards they gave you throughout your life is one of the things that makes you feel closest to them.

Miss you Mom

They got rid of the cracker and the barrel

https://youtu.be/Z-xI1384Ry4

Said clip, for convenience

I'll agree I miss some sarcasm here and there, but it's getting increasingly harder to tell when people are actually joking.

There's a handful of times where I thought I was going along with the joke but it wasn't actually a joke. So now I just take everything at face value.

I know it's cringe, but a /s helps out nowadays