Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!

Can’t believe this fucker lived longer than Betty White!

Where is your God? Where is your God now???

Moms for Liberty might be done, but the People behind it aren't! They'll be back in another election cycle or two with a different name, maybe a slightly different message.

We must always stay Vigilant against them and their message!

I would have my kids change their names every single day.

Don't give the Supreme Court ideas...

I’m pretty sure the animal they used to make transparent stuff went extinct, like the one they used for the original McRib.

That Stop sign is behind us, it’s time to move on…

So it’ll be a Bear market then…

Time for your cat to start….a training montage!

Sounds like we need to give them more tax cuts!

Of course they're going to say that. They won't provide hard data to prove it, but by saying it they can keep doing it and make it look like a positive PR move.

So what's the Secret Service procedure on having someone they're protecting be booked in a State Court system?

Well don’t go back, they’ll probably charge you and your family.

Only the Good die young.

I remember reading these type of stories after Obama win in 2008. 2010 elections come around and people don’t go to vote “since the Republican Party is finished!” and sure enough, who wins all these State and local elections? Republicans. And they get to re-draw the maps to keep them in power, which in a few States they’re just been able to un-do this Fuckery.

Isn't it their Right as a Business to sell what they want? Why is the Government trying to interfere with the Business' Freedom of Speech???

Yup. Everytime I need to test an internet connection I go to Yahoo cause I know the User wasn't there so no cache version.

During the first two years of Seinfeld Jerry would stop by The Howard Stern show once a week trying to get the word out about the show. Howard said multiple times when the show takes off and is doing well Jerry would find a reason to stop coming in. Sure enough Robin reported the story of Jerry dating Shoshanna and Jerry stopped coming on.

Howard kept making fun of this, even sang a song with video intercut during his PPV.

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks!

Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the top of the gun.