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How come British police can figure out how to deal with crime without relying on guns and American police can't?
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♪ I make bail, in the mornin' light
My mother says, "You got in another po-lice fight?"
Oh, momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And cops, they wanna have fun
Oh, cops just wanna have fun ♫
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Why is it legal to eat a croissant?
Because it's a crescent ( not a cross +.
If it was a cross, that would be the Body Of Chr_st, and you could only eat that in church.
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How many bits of coins do you have?
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Now youse can afford a shave- an' a haircut!
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Which celebrity will the next scandal be about?
"A confidential source has spoken to TWZ, with further information on the presence of 'Fresh' Parsnip at a 'Day Old Vegetable' party."
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Is it okay to dump my chamberpot out my 17th floor window?
It's not okay, but since you're rich and live in a luxury hi-rise, what do you care about mere pedestrians. Besides, by the time the shit drops 17 stories, it should have dispersed enough that no-one will be able to pin down the origin.
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Do you support or oppose setting a herd of angry bulls loose on every major city in North America?
It would be great advertising for Chik-Fil-A.
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Do you support or oppose setting a herd of angry bulls loose on every major city in North America?
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Good compost.
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Is it true?
No, but it's entertaining to watch.
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Is it legal to scare a mouse?
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♪ Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening Squee! ♫
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Is there a study on what percentage of the population likes participating in studies?
This question is that study.
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Why fight it?
Because slings and arrows hurt, but when you're opposing a sea of troubles, you can always stop by the surfside bar for a cold one.
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Is it legal to scare a mouse?
Yes, except for triple-right clicking; that would void the warranty.
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Where is Alberta hoping to go?
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Canada already has Karen McDougal; giving them all the California Girls just ain't fair.
And it's durn hard to get a good tan in British Columbia, ennywho.
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How do you get into the really good jails?
With a full set of plans, a large bribe to the guards and a set of lockpicks.
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Which would you rather?
I'd rather all night, and every day.
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Flower arrangement
♪ Attend the story of Sneezy Todd
The al-lergic barber of Fleet Street ♫
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Where is Alberta hoping to go?
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Their capitol would be the city of FarGone.
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Who would you send to be Earth's representative in the interplanetary council?
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Miss Rachel, with some tapes of "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".
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1981-10-19
♪ Monday, Monday
Can't trust that day ♫
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Trash Metal
Those clamps should work fine, with a bit o' WD-40 and some aluminium polish.
