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He saved the world.
It's gotta be an absolute mind fuck for John when he eventually meets his best friend in the future and realizes he has to send his buddy back in time to fuck his mom so he can be conceived.
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He saved the world.
It's gotta be an absolute mind fuck for John when he eventually meets his best friend in the future and realizes he has to send his buddy back in time to fuck his mom so he can be conceived.
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Trump says he called Google’s CEO to discuss renaming Atlantic Ocean
This will surely bring down the price of gasoline and groceries.
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What Russia's doing to Ukraine is 'fine,' Trump says
A traitor, the whole time, even during his first term, but I guess it's time for the mask to come off.
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Jamie wants big boom.
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Also ballistic weaponry was remarkably effective against the jaffa and human soldiers of the goauld because, despite the system lord's technological edge, they had focused on using terror tactics to cow primitive cultures and when facing more advanced civilizations stuck to orbital bombardment so never really developed personal armaments aside from their own personal shields, which they didn't give to their troops.
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fun activities
The bottom is winning, he's already got the tops shorts undone.
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As Republicans face scary midterm polls, Ted Cruz blames ‘transgender witches’
Are the transgender witches in the room with us right now, Ted? Cause if they are I'm gonna have a drink with them, they sound fun.
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President Trump faces backlash over Russia sanctions relief
Not once has this dickhead experienced anything approaching consequences for his actions and I don't see it starting any time soon.
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Trump watches himself get shot ‘over and over’ and campaign staff fear he has PTSD: report
He doesn't have trauma, he is watching because that was the moment everyone told him he won the election. It was his glory moment and he wants to relive it because he fears it slipping away. Spare me this disingenuous sympathy plea.
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Father of Georgia school shooting suspect told investigators he purchased gun as holiday present for son, sources say
So his son was being investigated for making threats to shoot up the school and he decided that the best gift was a gun that could allow his son to act on those threats.
Charging him in connection with the shooting seems appropriate.
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Societal Collapse
I do enjoy how GenX doesn't appear at all. Very appropriate.
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Russian lab worker dies of suspected plague after ‘being exposed to virus by broken test tube’
Hopefully it's contained, because if we get another pandemic conservatives are going to do everything in their power to make it kill as many people as possible.
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New Evidence Reveals Renee Good Was Still Alive When ICE Blocked Medic
Willful disregard for human life is the legal term I believe.
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Disney reverses course on bid to block wrongful death lawsuit by widower who had Disney+
The reputational damage that team of lawyers did to the company massively outweighs the cost of a settlement. I personally will never do business with a company who thinks the EULA or TOS of one service indemnifies them from egregious negligence in a completely different line of business. This was simply beyond the pale.
Edit to note: Despite the title, they aren't actually reversing course, they still claim they have the right to force arbitration, they are just choosing to waive it in this instance. If you do business with Disney, you are a fool.
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RFK Jr. Report Will Link Autism To Tylenol Use During Pregnancy, Report Says
Well as long as we can blame women, that's what's really important. Remember moms, if your child is neurodivergent it's entirely your fault you irresponsible hag.
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Workers Say They Were Tricked and Threatened as Part of Elon Musk’s Get-Out-the-Vote Effort
This is literally human trafficking. They were transported believing they would have room and board and then coerced to work to get that benefit.
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Trump raped a pregnant 13 year old girl, was present when her newborn was murdered
The reason I believe this is true is because in the last election Trump kept accusing Democrats of supporting "post-birth abortions". The man tells on himself so much that it makes this claim very plausible.
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Rice-engineered material can reconnect severed nerves
To clarify, the material is engineered at Rice University, it's not made from grain.
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Major Asset Seizure Likely as Trump Can't Afford Bond for NY Fraud Case
Why would he need to raise the money? He told the court he had $500M in liquid assets.
Could it be that he was being untruthful in his statement to the court? I think there is a word for that.
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MAGA fans wig out as Costco sues Trump: 'About to be the new Bud Light'
Considering I can barely get into the CostCo parking lot for all the people there, I suspect their boycott will amount to little.
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Trump’s Call to Scrap ‘Horrible’ Chip Program Spreads Panic
He hates it because Biden is supposed to be the worst president in the history of ever and Biden signed the CHIPS act so therefore it must be bad because Biden is bad. It's not more complicated than that.