Hahahahahahaha bahahahahahaaa. Oh wait... They're serious. Let me laugh even harder BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHQHAHAH!

I tried to actually go to one about 2 weeks ago. 5 workers, and they said - "oh he'll help you" and pointed to another worker. While the 4 of them stood next to the till gossiping about home life, and the poor dude just kept making Sandwichs for the online orders coming in. Only said hi to me once, after the 5th sandwich, I just told them I'm out of time and I'll go. They thanked me for coming in. They're just awful top to bottom. Bad corporate culture

See but the difference is. You have 9 fully functional and running pt cruisers. That's the dream. Which means in total you have 45 with 36 in the back yard for spare parts. Never fear to dream big

Ok. Now that is truly fucked up. Someone needs to check in on that fucker, he's not mentally healthy.

I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha

Started playing chess. Did all the lessons on lichess. I still suck, but I definitely am a lot better than I was.

Holy fuck that made me actually laugh

I take offense to that. This is insulting to the Koalas

Yes! That's fuuuuuuckin glorious

Wtf is the point then?

TIL that people didn't get this. I had a similar situation where I would pronounce unleaded as unleeded

Well thankfully I expect to die before I retire. As Homer Simpson once said "You tried, and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." Unless I hit the lottery which I almost never play. Retirement would be miserable for me. Basically just waiting to die already. My grandparents could barely afford to survive. My parents are almost there and are the same.

Does it have a watermark?

Fixing small things. My friends or family need something fixed that doesn't require a professional. I like figuring out how to fix things or at least providing a temporary solution. I do it because I'm helping someone, also I'm building my skill set. A basic search of answers and videos teaching me how to do it properly most times is easy to find. If not I find a way to create a safe temporary solution until they can have one come in. Very fulfilling, especially if you like a challenge.

I'm in danger

Samwise Gamgee. The true hero of LoTR. "I can't carry it for you Mr.Frodo. But I can carry you!" Gets me every time.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

We can still eat the rich. Probably not very wholesome or tasty though.

I always thought it was to induce sweating. Never bothered looking but I also always thought that's what we call them "sweats"

"You're Darryl strawberry" "Yes" "You play right field" "Yes" "I play right field" "Ok" "Are you better than me?" "I don't know you but, yes"