This post was made by a delivery driver who was assigned to pick up Plan-B, an emergency birth control medication, and because these assignments can be rejected based on the contents before acceptance, the OP is expressing solidarity and support to someone they probably won't meet.

Not sure which part you were confused about, so I just did the whole thing :P

My favorite part is that it keeps getting bigger as you continue shaking it, eventually resulting in a big-ass cursor that can't be contained in one display lol

...What? I was bored...

I'd be down with both, but my heart is with Microslop. Keeping the first six letters the same really gears the listener up to hear "microsoft" before pulling the rug out from under 'em

My answers to "Would you explain this gap in your resume?":

1. Relevancy: "I only included relevant experience on the copy of my resume that you received." Hiking experience isn't relevant. Couch experience isn't relevant. Time spent as the forgotten pawn in the machinations of capitalism isn't relevant.
2. Privacy: "I am not required to disclose medical information, and will not be discussing this matter any further."
3. Fuck 'em: "No."

That's exactly the thing that turned me off cable. I'm not interested in paying for a service that's going to pipe ads into my home. OTA TV, fine, I'm not paying for that. When I can pay for services that don't show me ads, why would I pay for one that does?

This is the most Aperture-ass warning sign ever, and I need it in my life immediately.

transphobes seem to have a knack for making trans people sound rad as hell

I've seen this story, and it's ridiculous. The paper wasn't graded poorly because of its religious content, it was given a zero automatically because it was a response to an article that cited absolutely zero sources, including the article that it was supposedly responding to.

I am pan, and have been with all sorts of people, and I have this one ancient, infallible technique that always guarantees a good time:

Listening

I'm dead serious. It works wonders across the entire board, regardless of gender, sexuality, body type, ability, or equipment configuration. Whoever your partner is, communication is your most valuable tool. Whether verbal or non-verbal, listening to what your partner has to say about what they want and how they feel will always tell you what to do.

my pan ass: u got a body, tho, right? so do I. let's have fun with 'em.

The article is about the right's reaction, sooooo.... no. ...?

In conversation with a friend, I was expressing pride that I went to A Store and bought Girl Clothes™ to which she said, "Woo, go you! But... Do you mind if I challenge that?" Surprised and curious, I said, "Yeah, sure..."

"Those aren't 'girl clothes.' Those are your clothes. You bought 'em. They're yours now."

That conversation has stuck with me for a long time now.

Saved you a click: Winboat

Makes me think of a recent conversation I had with a gender ?? person, in which they concluded that hormones should be available on a recreational basis.

Fuckin based, imo

"sudden TS" is sending me.

"Help! I've transed and I can't get up!!"

Recently bought a kindle at a thrift store, which was perfect as it was on an old firmware, perfect for jailbreaking.

Now I've got a nice e-reader, never gave money to Amazon for the pleasure, not even using their software now. Easily the best $8 I ever spent.

can u get prregante

Isn't it wild that our bodies all include the instructions for either direction on the spectrum, but just require the right signal molecules?

In conversation with a friend, I was expressing pride that I went to A Store and bought "girl clothes," to which she said, "Woo, go you! But... Do you mind if I challenge that?" Surprised and curious, I said, "Yeah, sure..."

"Those aren't 'girl clothes.' Those are your clothes. You bought 'em. They're yours now."

That conversation has stuck with me for a long time now.

Other mics: *recites long, baffling mic specs*

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SM57: DOES IT MAKE SOUND, THO?