Until I read the second paragraph, I thought it was stating that the step grandfather was trying to teach them how to apply eyeliner with a chainsaw.

Reminds me of when my build in Minecraft doesn't quite line up as I had imagined and I'm too lazy to fix it. Guess that happens in real life, too.

Is this a decimation?

I was in elementary school in the mid 90s and had a friend whose mom owned an independent movie rental store. He claimed that because of this he was able to get all kinds of insider info in the movie industry. My favorite was that George Lucas originally planned 9 Star Wars movies, and that three of them, taking place before the original trilogy, were already in the works. What nonsense.

I don't think either of these would be very fun for the woman they're attached to...

Oh shit, oh fuck!

As someone who has never tried Linux, this meme has done more to make me want to give it a try than anything else Linux users have thrown at me so far. The fox is very convincing. I might step into the back of an unmarked van if it asked me to.

It's like people that enjoy watching horror movies.

Whenever I see "cishet" I pronounce it in my head "sishay", like how one pronounces sachet. Makes being cishet sound pretty fabulous.

Who needs satire when this is our reality?

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we're including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

Almost as common as this comment.

If you have kids or pets, or just have a tendency to be a clumsy person yourself, then glossy is much better from a practical standpoint. So much easier to clean with less risk of rubbing the paint off the wall. To be fair, I don't have much of an eye for style so it suits me just fine.

As a cishet male, I'm actually curious about this, myself! I was super emotional as a kid, but in my mid to late teens I virtually lost the ability to cry. Instead, my "sad" or "stressed" emotions would come out as frustration or anger. Now, my son is in his teens and he's going through the same thing, where he's realizing he can't cry like he used to. Definitely interested to know if this pretty much boils down to testosterone.

Agreed, though I go back and forth depending on how depressed I am in a given moment.

This may well be my favorite political compass meme so far!

Where. In the world. Is. Carmen's Sandy Eggo?

They're fucked.