"You should know that 9 out of 10 people who undergo this surgery will die. But don't worry, the last 9 people who took this surgery all died, so you're in the clear!"

The MIT license guarantees freedom for developers. The GPL guarantees freedom for end users.

DisplayPort for life!

"Genetic quirk", you say?

Randall Munroe shows us how it's done:

Every time you email a file to yourself so you can pull it up on your friend's laptop, Tim Berners-Lee sheds a single tear.

Me to The Emoji Movie:

I'm so disgusted. This is just wrong, no matter how you try to justify it.

Because how are people supposed to enjoy the movie in that horrible CAM quality? At least wait for the WEB-DL.

$20 and $10 shipping: 😡

$30 and free shipping: 😄

They planned to get some dinner and have some beer after a hard day's work but needed to wash their very dirty hands first. So they went back into the bathroom and washed their hands. Well apparently that was too "gay" for the owner of the bar and they went over to the bathroom and started saying things like "I don't know what you think you're doing in there" and "I just need to make sure you're not doing anything funny".

Fellas, is it gay to practice basic personal hygiene?

I'm at a loss for words on this one.

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Oh, the horror! (Not that we'll be seeing ads anyway.)

It's in the works.

Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards

They really aren't pulling their punches!

It means it can't ever become proprietary closed-source software (not without a major lawsuit).