My thoughts exactly.

[email protected], keeping it real.

A man visits the doctor: "Every morning at 6 o’clock sharp, I take a huge shit."
"Oh, well, that’s good - it means you have regular bowel movements."
"Sure... but I never wake up before 7."

Another one:
A man visits the doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
"Of course - if you can fill an entire tub..."

How considerate to have a guy in the corner translating to Italian.

Imma do this, but in Europe.
Kind of related: the largest supermarket in my hometown used to put "country of origin" flags next to wine bottles only. Now they're expanding them, aisle after aisle, to everything, it seems.

When my huge, multinational company announced one year of total grind for everyone, they said there would be rewards to make up for it.
Fast forward one year and the #1 top performer received... a diner with the CEO. And nothing else.
I wish I was joking.

Good on you, Zelensky. Do not cave.

Adultery is not the opposite of infantry; whimsy is not an adjective; you can live together in an apartment; and the Midwest is in the Eastern US.

Unless, of course, the US exits NATO. At this point, everybody would be better of without them.

That's bassism.

Meanwhile, my workplace just announced RTO, starting next year. It's a moderately large, 100% white collar office site.
Gotta drive those CO2 numbers up, baby!

Amazon: fake products AND fake reviews

This one always makes me melancholic:

Such a big turning point in time, captured on a photograph.

AfD declared class war... on the working class. So if you don't go and vote, there's a big risk of that coming to you.

It's not really a paradox when you think about it. In fact, it's absolutely necessary.

So... about that Peace Prize...

Unfortunately, by 2042, the technology to read books will be gone.

"The safety of our members"
barf

You're paying thrice:
1: With your spare time in which you give advice on forums and maintain Wikipedia pages. This information is getting slurped up by AI crawlers.
2: Implicitly with your money, to get some new AI doodad on your laptop or your phone, trained on 1.
3: See meme.

And that's why billionaires exists.