I saw her in LAX in I think 1997, my God she was gorgeous and tiny. She only flew commercial airlines even though she could afford to buy a fleet of jets.

She had a glow or a presence like no one I have seen or met since.

First they told me I would get hairy palms.

I pressed on.

Then they told me if I keep self indulging, I would go blind.

I pressed on until I needed glasses.

Now they tell me the boner med is worse and will actually make me blind.

Can a guy catch a break? Real blind is a bridge too far.

Do people really pay for this?

Someone needs to learn about "pre-gaming". I'm a baller on a budget.

I find pure joy and entertainment in all jokes involving bodily functions and intimate bits. Its the spice of life!

/And I never matured past 12-14 years old.

Sound like it was a great trip!

As for the urban camping it was the late 80's early 90's so it was a lot simplier then for pulling off that adventure.

Sailing eh? I would love to give that a go. Not in the best place for it on the border of VA and WV. But we have great mountains and moonshine!

The other adventure I want to give a go before I'm too old is a tear drop trailer and hit all 50 states. Low dough, LP tank stove and hit the grocery stores. Planet Fitness membership to get showers and just roll for year. Spend a season in Slab City. Go live on a Res in the Dakotas (I have enough Native to qualify). Hang out w/ the Cajuns for a spell. Just soak in all that this country has to offer :)

I havent seen a modem like that in 40 years, damn I'm old.

But fun part I was the only kid in my neighborhood (maybe the county) w/ 2 phone lines into his house in 1982. The Bell guys were pretty vocal about it. My dad was a big wig at Digital, nothing like a VT125 at home.

LOL you couldn't get me to use "edge" (god that sounds like masturbation) if my life depended on it...

This is going to make the weirdest "Cookie Monster"... Its going to be more like "Cookie Godzilla" All hopped up on BPA/PTFE and micro plastics!

And Tampa is a nice area, I lived in Sarasota for a bit. I wouldn't waste 6 hours unless on a charter boat fishing!

And they have so many adventures, they used to have was a urban camping adventure. I doubt they still have it how insane the drugs have gotten.

I did a hybrid hiking and canoeing. I'll have to dig out my journal I know the mileage was insane but we were all about 15-17 years old. I think I was the oldest. So no pain in the mornings, not like now lol

If I did it again, and I will I would do the desert or snowshoe. Something completely foreign to me.

Dog sledding does sound pretty amazing too :)

Only an email address? I have have no shit maybe 50 email addy's for reddit for all my bans. I collect bans like its my job on that shit site.

They are getting crafty, I figured out the latest tracking and a lazy work around. Next will be a VM, I know that will make it easier.

lol ok bub.

Wait a sec, I was told if I play with too much I will go blind, now this????

Now I'm listening to all the Dead Milkmen albums I have. Filet of Soul baby!

You took the box! Let's see what's in the box!

NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID, YOU SO STUPID!

/we all should watch UHF in the next 24 to 48 hours. Hard pass on the twinkie wiener sandwich.

Oh fuck I was being cheeky, thats too funny!

/I don't use twitter/X/BS (again bad abbreviation, do they think?).

I swear I'm going to make a version of twitter called "People Only Society" so we can all be POS's!

MAGA? Wow you have a low level imagination.

We all thought it, no one said "this is a bad name" at microcock? Bunch of cowards.

Next they will make a version of twitter named "Squirt" and tweets are called "squirts". Trending will be called Bukkake. Retweets are called "Skeets"

Fair point, never considered the creator revenue. My regular channels I'm part of their Patreon, but they are channels I learn from, makers.

That burrow owl is a DAREDEVIL! I hope he/she has enough sense not to stick it head out of the "Mixer"

But thats cool, I know very little about them other than the song. Never seen one in real life, but thats prolly because they are camouflagey and no where near where I live.

Great horns, Barred, Screech, Barn are pretty common if your outdoorsy here in the Northeast/Mid