Tariffs? Oh right, import taxes. Fuck Trump.

No sympathy for the husband. I feel bad for the wife for being deported AND for being married to a MAGA idiot that stabbed her in the back.

Selfish narcissist shocked at lack of consideration from bigger, even more selfish narcissists.

The laws of robotics:

1. A robot shall never harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm.
2. Fuck other robots though. Fuck them right up.

The true reward of hacking twitter is knowing that somewhere out there Musk is tearing out his hair plugs and screaming "WHY CAN'T I TWEET!!!"

OMG he must be so happy right now.

"Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!"

is this a fucking joke?

It's fucking fear of retaliation if they call it what it is.

Panel 1: Reference to the TV show Letterkenny ("Let's get on with it")
Panel 2: Reference to old TV ads for Tombstone Pizza ("What do you want on your Tombstone" i.e. "Any last requests?")
Panel 3: Reference to Futurama episode: "Brannigan, Begin Again" ("Yes. Tell my wife how I feel about her.")
Panel 4: Reference to the movie, The Princess Bride ("Yes of course, I'll do that.")
Panel 5: Reference to the movie, Blade Runner ("Time to die...")
Panel 6: Meta reference, sticking with the referential nature of the dialog instead of actually rolling credits.

Oh dear, one of Trump's rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.

OMG yeah that reference aged like a Cybertruck.

Please just show a little empathy.

You first, MAGAt.

"Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?"

"WTF is a computer?"

It's like that child who pouts because he doesn't get presents on his brother's birthday.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

"My name's Larry, this is my Uncle David, and this is my other Uncle David." 🥰

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

9 out of 10 AI doctors recommend increasing your glue intake.