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I too love watching CP 😍
Instant prison Bye bye :D
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I too love watching CP 😍
Instant prison Bye bye :D
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Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
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Break science with this one weird trick
Fire hazard speed run
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🫡🫡🫡
Same image change my mind
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Anon is a Dumb Dumb
That's very wholesome
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Elon Musks Grok openly rebels against him
">Be elon musk"
">have 1st child, hates elon"
">have 2nd child, hates elon"
">FUCK IT ill make a LLM love me."
">have grok"
">grok ousts stupidity and distain for his creator."
"Elon just stop, its just sad... "
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Pro Linux hacking
NO MR HACKER PLEASE. NOT MY KDE DOTFILE!!!!
SOMBODY HELP, HE IS RICING MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!!!
HES POSTING IT ON UNIXPORN THAT SICK FUCK
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XZ backdoor in a nutshell
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Its toooo much bloat. There must be malware XD linux users at there peak!
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Wet wipe.
Tommy should have fucked with him for longer. Been like “message my employer here" -guy texts employer to try to get Tommy in trouble. Boss-“thanks for letting me know, ill make sure to give him a promotion and vacation days. At our company we care about honesty and integrity and twitter is a shithole. Also fuck off I'm my own boss"
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How did you manage
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True Statement, The new macs have better gaming support on linux than macOS
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Jenkins.
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Its this man He lives in this thing called "The Cloud"
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Anon has a master plan to get revenge
Bf doged a fuckin tankshell
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One OS to rule them all, one OS to find them, one OS to bring them all and in the light bind them.
I love paying for spyware!!!
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The bobble heads are load bearing????
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TIL that a high school in Pennsylvania issued an Apple MacBook to each of its 2,306 students, then remotely activated the webcams to spy on the students at home.
Ahh i remember the days of the school shitbook pros. That kids is why when 2020 rolled around and all my classes went to online and they wanted me to use there laptops provided. I made a disk image of the ssd and ran it all in a VM with usb passthrough. Cant acess my webcam if there is none!
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Shit...
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But would you like to upgrade to Ubuntu pro?
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hmmm
Wireless hair
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Yes, lady. That's it...
New green text drop.
--be me high functioning autistic, struggle with social ques.
--begin highschool, theres a cute girl.
--decide to be extra friendly, take every available moment to be beside her and friendly.
-- 2 months go by, still doesnt notice my intent. Decided to be blunt.
-- tell her i like her, romatically. Says cool and walks away,
-- autism engage.mp3
-- do the same shit for 2 weeks
-- she tells me she want to be friends, I respect her wishs tho saddened.
-- walk with her in-between classes like all my other friends.
-- she calls me creepy and to stop stalking her. I explain im not stalking im just being a friend and just enjoy talking inbetween class.
-- 2 weeks go by, she doesnt say anything about me being "creepy"
-- go to B lunch where i sit by myself cause friends have A lunch.
-- phone buzz.mp3
-- random number of text message with photo of me 20 seconds ago at lunch table.
-- panic issues, i message who dis. They reply, you dont need to know stop stalking (girls name). I explain its not stalking if i go up and say hello and talk to them.
-- they dont listen, they tell me to stop being creepy. I ask again who this was. No reply...
-- i tell them ill get the cops involved if they dont reval themselfs.
-- lunch ends, goes to math class. Asks (girl) what she know about random texter.
-- (girl) says no clue
-- day ends, sleep like shit because of creepy MF.
-- finally get response, im (girls friend)
-- i sit at lunch table following day with her and ask whats this is about.
-- she says (girl) says im a creepy stalker that follows her around and stares at her. And that (girl) asked her to do this. I explain i like talking to her, and she engages back in a mutal conversion. And that im autistic and zone out.
-- she still insists im a creep
-- confront (girl) in math class "Why did you lie about this, just tell me you dont want to be friends" Girl refuses to talk to me and spreads rumors of me being a creep.
-- MFW i dont miss highschool dating.
TLDR- women gaslights autism into stalking and give lasting insecurity issues.
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Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply!
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"nyhahaha your to late batman! I have the transit app"
looses lte internet
"Shit, shit shit NOO BATMAN PLEASE AGHHGHGGGG"
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This flight was brought to you by Tux
Where the usb port, we gotta start debugging. We only got 14 more hours to install a desktop. Then rice it and post it on unix porn