I’m still holding onto my V40, eventually want to use it as a soundboard for gaming or something

Wow that’s ridiculous.

Makes me think of how it’s nuts that women are forced to wear skirts in tennis still.

Dude’s already a felon and even got impeached in his first term. I was pretty disappointed when the impeachment lead to literally nothing

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

“Haha look at this asshole taking off his shoes, doesn’t he know we don’t have to do that anymore?”

the man says while taking off his belt to prepare for the newly introduced rectal scan

Wait, so when I politely “ask app not to track”, they might still be tracking me? No way!

Kinda saw the writing on the wall the past few years, but damn. That’s a big part of my childhood right there

A forklift-themed party? That sounds awesome haha

Dude you’ve got the complete opposite problem I do. My text game is dog shit, I’m much more of an in-person kinda guy

I have no strong feelings one way or the other!

I did a paper on this in college and if the Olympic committee deems chess as a “mental sport” then I sure and shit think esports can be considered a real sport too

Oh holy cow, those servers are running at some pretty high temps!

I remember reading a book about this hacker student kid that would do that to sneak out of the school because they had gait recognition cameras. Can’t remember the name of the book though…

Because chopsticks would just be silly

Yeah I’m really starting to regret making my Lemmy account with this server. At the time it was just the biggest one and I didn’t know anything about the type of communities they hosted. I tend to stay out of politics, I’m just here for the funny memes man

Centaurs have two rib cages

My dad was recently telling me that (in the USA) headlights were regulated to something like 130 watts (or amps, idk. It was something about the amount of power used by the bulbs). This was back when halogen bulbs were used for headlights, and there was an effort to try and pump the most amount of brightness out of them while staying within the power limits.

Then LED became more and more common and that power limit was basically a nonissue. Manufacturers could then turn up the brightness as much as they wanted and that’s why headlights are such a problem now

Or hell, drink it straight from the cow and swish it around like mouthwash until it forms into cheese

Oh my god, it’s Tim!!!!

meatspin.com

An absolute classic