Actually, this is genius. Get the right wing climate change deniers to fight climate change by telling them that microplastics will turn their Chad of a son into a sissy girl

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

Brother, he's not saying he's going to avoid that teacher, he's saying he's going to avoid the place that fired him for saying "Vote for educted leaders". Don't be a buffoon.

It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

And his arms didn't protect him when he fell.

Marvel films are the popcorn flicks of the 2010s. None of them are masterpieces, but most are just a fun watch.

But now they're often not even that. Besides a few outliers (No Way Home, GOTG3), they fail to even be entertaining popcorn flicks. I'd say the line is National Treasure. If it's better than National Treasure, that's a solid popcorn flick. If it's worse, then it's not worth watching.

I like to imagine that's your only language. Not even a first language, only high school spanish

All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

As I understand it, it wasn't to work the carbon out of it, but instead to simply evenly spread the impurities throughout the whole sword, so there weren't any specific points of weakness

I was thinking that Horizon Forbidden West had fucked up again and set their PC release for the same day as Dragon's Dogma 2.

But for once it actually worked out in their favour. Dragon's Dogma 2 has an awful PC port, while HFW is running very well.

I love how easily I parsed EABOD, despite not having seen it before

I'm not concerned about whether it's a guy or a girl sucking at a gloryhole, but I'm concerned about what STIs a gloryhole sucker might bring

This is one Reddit trend that Lemmy should absolutely continue

Everybody when I started learning Norwegian. I dunno, I just felt like learning Norwegian.

It is a very pretty game, but because of art direction, not high quality textures, which is what a lot of the space comes down to

My mate made 15k the other day from investing in a shitcoin. Then he told us about all of the other shitcoins he invested in that went to zero.

Overall he does make a profit, but that's with a lot of knowledge in the sector and a lot of understanding that you're going to lose far more often than you win.

Some guy recently graffitied my mate's warehouse with the word "CUNT". However, he did it using some outlines and shading, so we couldn't even be mad. Way better than somebody writing their signature in black

Right? I used to spend hours on Reddit each day, now I only go on Lemmy during my 15 minute lunch break

I went to bed at 7pm last night and got 12 hours sleep and somehow I still feel like this image

I use windows for work, and I just had to update to Win 11 when I got a new PC.

Jesus Christ I hate it.

So many fundamental parts of my workflow have been disrupted. I have yet to find one change which I actually like.

I thought they did a pretty good job with Windows 10, but this one is five steps backwards.

Oxford dictionary?