My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.

People clipping their nails at their desk.

No, I traded it for a microphone.

Good thing you didn’t sleep for 29,228 hours. That would be excessive.

The toes are the powerhouse of the foot

Yeah, unpopular opinion but this is just whimsical (albeit tone deaf) kitchen decor about cake. Not “evil”.

Bonbgos*

Knowledge Rules Everything Around Me

Release the Traskilisk!

Whose*

Yeah I agree. But unfortunately people forget that and are disappointed when Lemmy doesn’t have 100% of the features of Reddit and isn’t a drop-in replacement.

Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!

This just shows an empty page with “ A little fast huh?” for me

Finally some good fucking memes

Check out https://browse.feddit.de/

Aka C&D (it’s trick question)

I am using the “auto” settings (which ends up being medium), with models and textures bumped up to high. I also turned off the AMD FSR (makes it look blurry, to me) and am using the FidelityFX sharpening set to max. Looks pretty good and seems to perform well (I may just have low standards though).

I think you DID mean to put the damn onions on m’steak!

It’s available for free from Microsoft!

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/3d-pinball-space-cadet/9mt92dxzj11r

I had a stroke because I read masturbate in that font 😏