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US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’
"Given these three steps, what's the logical fourth one?"
"..."
"God this embryo is an idiot."
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US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’
"Given these three steps, what's the logical fourth one?"
"..."
"God this embryo is an idiot."
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Art student protests other student’s AI ‘art’: he eats it
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You can eat paint. You shouldn't, but you can. He also has a court date so that's quite the dedication if it was a stunt.
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look, the enshittification isn't going to do *itself*
A mouse that lasts forever... until y'know, it breaks, because it's a piece of hardware that actively gets worn out.
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cower in fear of the basilisk, meat machines
The next logical step in order to make AIs more reliable is making them rely less and less in their training and rely more on their analytical/reasoning capabilities.
Uh, yeah.
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 28 July 2024
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Bosses are urging employees to increase their output with the help of AI tools (37 percent), to expand their skill sets (35 percent), take on a wide range of responsibilities (30 percent), return to the office (27 percent), work more efficiently (26 percent), and work more hours (20 percent).
Stop working from home because AI.
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th November 2024
You know that thing that happened with the AI generated DOOM?
Well, someone decided to do the same thing with Minecraft, and you can see that the results are... basically abysmal:
https://youtu.be/7Jd-Rr9cJYo?si=-9XZ51ss6cBuSiC3
Skip to 2:00 for the actual "gameplay".
TL:DW nothing is saved outside of the view screen, things aren't even saved within the view screen, the resolution is like 240p at 20fps, input latency and mouse latency is awful, and this was all apparently done by training on literal millions of hours of Minecraft footage. The mid-range computer I had from 2006 could run the game better than this. A 14-year-old netbook could run the game better than whatever supercomputer they're using to render this.
Note that the person in the video isn't part of the team/whoever that created it, just someone who is reviewing it.
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 28th September 2025 - awful.systems
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“We believe that in the near future half the people on the planet will be AI, and we are the company that’s bringing those people to life”
This quote is just... something.
Is the plan to literally create 8 billion podcasts in the near future? This company doesn't think that might be a tad excessive?
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It's wild that Yudkowsky saw a binary choice of "nuclear holocaust" and "superintelligence" and chose "nuclear holocaust" in the first place.
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"The Subprime AI Crisis" - Ed Zitron on the bubble's impending collapse
Microsoft is making laptops with dedicated Copilot buttons.
I think they'd rather burn their company to the ground, all the while telling their customers that they just needed to wait a little while longer, rather than admit that they got it wrong.
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th November 2024
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It also shows why those DOOM demos were only 2-3 seconds long, because that's how long it can keep cohesion for.
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 29th December 2024
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Making money via stealing commissions from affiliate links, tbf, wasn't the business model I was suspecting from Honey. I always thought they were scamming but I thought it was going to be from selling your browsing data or something similar. Then again, they still might do that.
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OpenAI next model Orion by December, it's 100x cooler bro trust me bro no we're not releasing to the public bro it's just too dangerous and cool bro
They've updated the article. Apparently there isn't a model releasing later this year.
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Google's Gemini 2.5 pro is out of beta.
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I don’t believe that tortured phrases like “code interpreter” and a “direct calculator” actually came from the internet.
Code Interpreter was the name for the thing that ChatGPT used to run python code.
So, yeah, still taken from the internet.
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OpenAI Is A Bad Business
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Investors demand growth. The problem is that Microsoft has basically won Capitalism and has no real area to grow to.
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Yudkowsky: eugenics is now "the third most important project in the world." After AI doom and anime, presumably.
"Fund my company and your child might live to adulthood and/or have sperm that glows green."
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New Scientist reviews the Yudkowsky/Soares book. They don't recommend it.
LLMs and humans are both sentence-producing machines, but they were shaped by different processes to do different work
Except not really. We're not sentence-producing machines, we're "machines" (so to speak) that can produce sentences. Not the same thing.
Once this is in place, they say, nations must be prepared to enforce these restrictions by bombing unregistered data centres, even if this risks nuclear war, “because datacenters can kill more people than nuclear weapons” (emphasis theirs).
So the plan is still to kill everyone to death to prevent GPT-5 6 7 8 ...
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 22 September 2024
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Obligatory note that, speaking as a rationalist-tribe member, to a first approximation nobody in the community is actually interested in the Basilisk and hasn’t been for at least a decade.
Sure, but that doesn't change that the head EA guy wrote an OP-Ed for Time magazine that a nuclear holocaust is preferable to a world that has GPT-5 in it.
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 5th October 2025 - awful.systems
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A bit odd to start out throwing shade at the Segway considering that the concept has been somewhat redeemed with e-bikes and e-scooters.
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 4th May 2025
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Also if you're worried about digital clone's being tortured, you could just... not build it. Like, it can't hurt you if it never exists.
Imagine that conversation:
"What did you do over the weekend?"
"Built an omnicidal AI that scours the internet and creates digital copies of people based on their posting history and whatnot and tortures billions of them at once. Just the ones who didn't help me build the omnicidal AI, though."
"WTF why."
"Because if I didn't the omnicidal AI that only exists because I made it would create a billion digital copies of me and torture them for all eternity!"
Like, I'd get it more if it was a "We accidentally made an omnicidal AI" thing, but this is supposed to be a very deliberate action taken by humanity to ensure the creation of an AI designed to torture digital beings based on real people in the specific hopes that it also doesn't torture digital beings based on them.
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Nakamoto
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