There is indeed "so much to unpack and learn from an exchange like this." Unfortunately I don't think she's going to learn it.

The cat knew he was in trouble and was like: OK, this ONE TIME I will come running to you.

Simple solution: log the kid into your neighbor's wifi.

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Because migrants are generally peaceful, non-violent people who just want to work hard and improve their lives.

At best it's concept art, tho that thin strap probably wouldn't serve the purpose they're looking for. At worst it's generated by clickbait article writers.

How could they pass up an "electrified facehugger penis sheath" image like this?

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/japan-robotic-tail-intl-hnk-trnd/index.html

fr tho it's pretty cool research

asbestos mines

TIL asbestos is a naturally-occurring substance (I always thought it was synthetic!)

Hmmm... in the US, I think cocaine cola was illegal in the 50s, but you could get amphetamines pretty easily...

Funny thing is, most trad goths will tell ya that to be goth all you gotta do is listen to the music, you don't have to dress or act any certain way.

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Since there's no "Lord StarTron" in Star Trek, I'm guessing this is just a 0 mask. Why put it there?

• Your average normie's gonna look at that and say: "Star Trek BS, I don't wanna think that much," and forget all about it.
• Your average Trekkie's gonna mention it to every other Trekkie they know, and thus expand the reach of the flyer. Everyone has at least one Trekkie friend.
• The intended recipient's gonna look up "Lord StarTron", see nothing, and then out of desperation just add the birthday to the mask and try that number (which is the right answer)

When I was in high school one lunchtime I was sitting there reading sci fi by myself like a total nerd and some other kids were sitting nearby and they started smoking cigarettes, which was against the rules. Anyway a teacher saw them just as the lunch period ended and the teacher said: "all right You, You, You, and You stay behind!" And the teacher pointed at me, because I was nearby. I was like: wow, I haven't been in trouble before! I was writing a lot of short fiction and poetry at the time so I thought it'd be a good experience. So I sat there and listened for a while as the teacher berated the kids. But eventually I realized I'd gotten all I was gonna get from this teacher's unimaginative lecture, so I stood up and was like: I gotta go to class. The teacher glared at me and was gonna go off, but the other kids were cool, they were like nah he wasn't a part of this. The teacher looked at me, looked at my sci fi book, looked at me again, then realized yeah these kids would never have anything to do with this dork. So they let me run off to class.

Straight talker! Upper management written all over 'em.

The apple was poisoned with holy water.

Can dogs really not jump that high? If that jester were taunting cats, he'd be fucked. (if the cats cared enough to take offense, ofc...)

You can sell them to Ea-nasir.

How the mod ruled:

Great choice!

Either that, or driving cars to the junkyard to be crushed.