Damn, money for a photoshoot and JNCO jeans in 1998?

This kid must've held all the hands.

As well as the average life span being skewed by those same infant mortality rates. People have been living long and now they're forced to retire later.

This is actually really smart on her part. She's banking on the most gullible portion of society to believe everything she says, on Fox News, no less, so they think she's automatically legit. And even if they boo or even hate her at this point, if things go south for Trump, you can bet they'll be looking her up to see what else she has to say because she "simply said what she saw". And thats when she'll start raking in the big bucks with personal consultations.

Guy over here needs a lemmy with only answers to questions he's asked

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

Jokes aside now anon's gotta make sure to use sunscreen, or he's only trading in one killer for another.

Nah, 2018 was like two years ago max

This will always be my favorite, it perfectly captures the way he actually talks imo

The D speaks the truth

I think it's more that if you can't recognize it immediately, it probably won't be as funny anyway

Hank was a douchebag, and it took Jesse a good while to become somewhat of a decent person.

Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she's really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that's only known by the two of you, but it's an eternal bond.

I don't think really rich people ever truly go broke, they just lose all visible cash or assets and have a good stash spread out throughout various other hiding places.

Naturally, this is the type of thing in sci-fi where we assume it'll be used to generate massive amounts of income to benefit society in a magnificently short amount of time, and then some bastard comes around and says, "What if we incarcerate people for millenia?"

Is that Cosby in the back with the Santa hat?

We can obviously assume that OP was a coward and just drove quietly to the dealer and back and upon returning home sat at his computer and told his online buddies what he would've said if he wasn't such a wimp.

"No, we mean stuff about the bad guys. Not us."

Rather the other way around. If it can keep a baby inside for nine months it can probably hold some coffee.

The throat anus, for those not used to the medical terminology.