Spyke
lemmy.world

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

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Firipureply
startrek.website

I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.

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lemm.ee

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

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Nah, it's just very young and hasn't learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.

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It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

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Schmuppesreply
lemmy.world

Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say "That lad is proper fucked".

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blxreply
lemmy.zip

Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?

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krottireply
sh.itjust.works

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

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qyronreply
sopuli.xyz

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

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Archerreply
lemmy.world

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

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You're uploading that to pidgeons now? I've been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

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That's a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

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It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.

Worse actually,yeah.

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