Both Hotline Miami games are absolute must-plays and the soundtracks are such bangers that they permanently have a spot on my phone.

I understand the program and/or participants were pejoratively referred to as "McNamera's Morons". They had an absolutely dismal survival rate for what I imagine are super obvious reasons. Beyond fucked up and still somehow not in the top 5 of fucked up shit our government and/or military has done to our own citizens.

This is why Forrest and Bubba went to Nam, and why Lt. Dan was not super thrilled to have them in his squad.

In his autobiography Ozzy Osborne related a story about the guy next to him dying on a flight. He informed the flight attendant who gave him the choice of moving seats or staying put with free drinks for the remainder of the flight, so he stayed in place and got blasted out of his mind.

Guys who refer to women as "females"

ninja edit - I see I'm late to this party

David Bowie, pretty sure he was the last wizard keeping our reality on track and ever since he died it's been downhill to shitsville.

To piggy back on this, don't chase the fucking meta. By the time you get your Exaction Squad and paint it, GW will balance it into being a total waste of your time/money/points.

I've been in the same situation as a dude with a lady, and when she said "oh you don't need that" I momentarily panicked and said "well you don't really know where I've been." She put two and two together and realized that I also was saying I didn't know where SHE had been either and it wasn't an issue, but I definitely considered it a red flag considering we'd known each other for about 48 hours at that point. The relationship did not last very long.

I have a William Shakespeare and an Edgar Allan Poe! We generally call them William and Edgar, sometimes "Babies" when referring to them collectively, and sometimes "You little shit!!!" when Edgar is up to no good.

Cormac McCarthy's aversion to quotation marks and proper capitalization make it literally challenging to read, and it's supremely depressing.

I love it.

I do believe that requires an open window in the vicinity as well.

How people behave towards animals is a really big one for me. If someone doesn't like cats or dogs or any sort of critters for any reason other than a traumatic childhood attack memory I assume something is deeply wrong with them. I realize plenty of bad people don't hate animals, but I assume if you do then you can't be good.

Oh wait, there they go

Sorry but this is a trigram

They're different sizes for starters, William is a bit beefier and Edgar is slimmer. Also their fur is a different consistency, Edgar is slicker and more shiny. On top of that, their meows are so different and Edgar is extremely chatty. Normally the only time we get them confused is from a distance or late at night when we're shouting at whoever is being bad.

The obvious answer here is to get on an excel community, post your attempt at it and claim it is working perfectly, then wait for someone more knowledgeable to angrily correct you.

Iron within, iron without

"I've been worse"

My parents (80s/90s kid) thought that sugar caused hyperactivity so I was very severely limited on what I could have. Candy for rewards at school was always sugar free and provided by my folks, when I trick or treated I was only given Halloween night to go buck wild and then the remainder was set aside as a one-a-day treat after dinner assuming I was good that day. I think the whole sugar>hyperactivity thing was debunked but they never really changed their tune on it. Once I was able to buy my own food I developed a bit of a sweet tooth, but I ironically am far more dependent on caffeine than sugar in my daily consumption. In my 40s now, not unhealthy or overweight and if I ever get around to improving my diet it will be reducing my alcohol intake.

It's Border Patrol's gravy seal team. Not sure if it's BORder patrol TACtical element or what but that's definitely who those dudes are.

I'm still a Rammstein fan so... yep, sadly.