Are these actually going to be put out in Calgary? I have a friend there and I'm totally going to ask them to keep an eye out if yes

Teaching my Cheetos loving children how to use chopsticks has saved all my gaming controllers.

I have a lot of condiments to scoop

The only thing crazier to me than American healthcare is how many of my fellow Canadians keep pushing for us to have this bullshit, too.

That place is gross. They have a parent community that is just trans hate. I can't imagine spending so much energy being a hateful idiot.

I could easily keep Edwin and never go back to that hotel chain ever again.

I once watched a lady abandon her cart in the empty parking spot beside her. Then she got into her car and the cart rolled behind her car. She didn't notice and backed right into it.

I feel like celebrating on March 1st when it's not a leap year makes the most sense. If someone was born on February 29, then their birthday is the day after February 28.

I mean, I would still call him an antisemitism expert, technically... He has lots of personal experience.

What does she think a QR code is?

Or I can just put down a bath mat that I can easily remove and throw in the laundry.

I know you're joking but I love this.

This is bullying a little girl

Owning giant pickup trucks and SUVs. I'm not that secretive about it, though. I assume everyone driving them is an insecure, overgrown child who wants a big vroom vroom.

Farm workers in Ontario, Canada are not entitled to:

• minimum wage
• daily and weekly limits on hours of work
• daily rest periods
• time off between shifts
• weekly/bi-weekly rest periods
• eating periods
• three-hour rule (if you show up for work and are sent home before you've been there for three hours, most jobs are required to pay you for three hours)
• overtime pay
• public holidays or public holiday pay
• vacation with pay

Yeah that face says it all. Thank god I'm not famous.

Ehh my parents are divorced, which I guess has been pretty stable for the last couple decades.

I went to a Rob Zombie concert on the same night as a Taylor Swift concert. This reminds me of the train ride home, except the poor Swifties were visibly uncomfortable.

Don't let them have any peace with those opinions. My mother became a cop when I was a kid and she went from tree hugging hippie to loud and proud racist so fast. It took YEARS of arguing and fighting every time she said something racist before I could finally get through to her. Don't let up. My sister got sucked into transphobic bs too and she finally stopped talking about it after getting a lot of pushback over a couple of years. My husband got sucked into the alt right pipeline in the late 2010s after a lifetime of being hard left. That also took a couple years of never letting anything slide and fighting about every stupid video he watched. Don't give up on your family and cut them out, either, though, please. I know it's tempting but I feel we all have the responsibility to pull our loved ones out of the cult. It's the only way for society to move forward. It's hard. I know. I've done it three times.

Also why are these recent live action remakes so boring? Even my children couldn't get past five minutes in any of them.