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lemmy.world

Queer Rangers. It's a code to show that you're queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.

It didn't used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn't get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It's those QR codes causing it.

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lemmy.world

I read Queer Rangers and thought this was gonna be about a Power Rangers parody. I mean, they already come in rainbow colors, sorta.

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Nah Queer Rangers is a pride affiliated club hockey team located in Manhattan.

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fedia.io

Do you have a schedule for the Beef Bus to Pound Town? Asking for a friend.

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sorry, best i can do is the timetable for the taco truck to flavor town

it's about fifteen miles down the road from titty city

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lemmy.world

Thursdays. If you show up later you ain't gonna have a good time.

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Cool. I have a whole week to 'limber up'.

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lemm.ee

So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?

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A lot of these people have their own variations on similar themes. It's funny watching conspiracy theorists argue about who's conspiracy variant is more correct. Flat earthers are notorious for this one lol

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Someone showed her an authentication app that presents a TOTP token, changing every 30 seconds, as a QR code and told her that it reads the 5G vaccine chip mark-of-the-Beast code from your body, presumably for lulz

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This has the same energy as going back in time and bullying a medieval peasant.

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fedia.io

I bet people were afraid of UPC codes in 1973, too.

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Literally, religious idiots claiming the UPC is the mark of the beast

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lemmy.world

Except this person is almost certainly not a savant when it comes to mathematics.

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lemm.ee

…facebook maybe?

E: That’s not meant to be a smartass reply, I fat thumbed it…

I genuinely can’t tell if she’s talking about an app on facebook, or talking about the Facebook app itself.

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It still sounds crazy. Where and why should random QR codes appear? That person talks about them as if the appeared on the persons forehead or something.

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lemmy.world

This happens when the train thinks you've made some progress to the exit

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