At this moment, any teaching or glamorisation of simulated gambling automatically leads to a PEGI 18 rating," the ratings board stated

Who's the clown now?

How dare you not pledge your undying allegiance to the spot of dirt that you were born on!??!?!?

Golden parachute successfully deployed.

If a hypothetical girl really would be "turned off" by you enjoying being yourself, then you probably wouldn't be able to build a loving relationship with them anyways. Don't forget to give the Easter Bunny a copy as well!

Encryption. For the poors, that is.

Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that's Cheeto dust.

4channer try not be bigoted for 1 nanosecond challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE SEXUAL)

In short:

The complaint accuses the initiative of "systemic concealment of major contribution," violating EU stipulations requiring citizens to report any sponsor contributions over €500.

The complaint cites PC Gamer's interview with Scott from June, in which he said "there have been many weeks on the campaign where I've been working 12 to 14 hours a day to keep things moving to get signatures." That promotional work, the complaint argues, amounts to "€63,000-147,000 in professional contribution" if he'd charged a "market rate" of "€50-75/hour."

It's also not how the EU's disclosure requirements work. As Scott notes in the video, the EU's citizens' initiative rules say that "individuals providing non-financial support, such as volunteering, are not considered sponsors under the ECI Regulation and do not need to be reported."

If the petition heads to the Commission after its petition deadline on July 31, we can expect to see even more exciting rhetorical maneuvers.

I sure hope that the EU can withstand these 4D chess 900 IQ rhetorical maneuvers.

✅ Don't fix the underlying program
✅ Give $557,000 to a miltech company
We did it Patrick! We saved the city!

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To paraphrase OP's body text, if I did a shitty job I wouldn't be receiving $1.9M checks in the mail.

Or maybe it just delivers 600W without burning the ever-loving hell out of the connectors.

At least I made it fun for myself and my Windows-using sibling with whom I share a computer with. GRUB themes are cool! Also, I didn't make it myself, you can find the theme here: https://www.pling.com/p/2275254

Wait, his skin color isn't actually orange?!

This map is very inaccurate, as it neglects those who had consumed electrical energy through lightning striking them. That cooked flesh didn't come for free!

EU to the rescue?

Jack Black