should’ve tried entering Wales instead

How the hell could they even make a final cut when they didn’t have razors?

I assume many people migrated to Lemmy because they wanted a Reddit without spez.

Any statewide legislation is sure to hit significant headwinds, because the very idea of regulation runs contrary to many Texans’ political beliefs. “As constitutional conservatives, they have taken our core values and used that against us,” says Demetra Conrad, a city council member in the nearby town of Glen Rose.

Maybe your core values are really stupid...

Is that the Millennium Falcon?

Yeah… I kinda wish he had provided it before all those devs quit, though.

Of course, he might have kept silent as a test to see if the project can remain healthy without his active stewardship, which makes sense for such a large and important project. I’m sure he’s unimpressed by the result.

Doesn’t having admin privileges mean you can load any driver into the kernel anyway, including blatantly malicious drivers?

Yes, this is from KC Green, author of the original This Is Fine.

Top or bottom?

(row of pictures)

I guess all their cybersecurity measures were implemented by ChatGPT…

As an alternative to forcing shitdown, you may want to try laxatives.

“Weird-ass fucking cats” or “Weird ass-fucking cats”?

This distinction is important to me. I will not elaborate.

Fundamentally, rules regarding sex derive from biological characteristics on one hand and rules regarding social interaction on the other. The joke here is treating them like a video game, where the lead designer can decide to add or remove gameplay features if they think it will make the game better (or make them more money). Thus, this complex construct, one that society has been refining over millennia of shifting priorities while our understanding of the human mind is evolving, is reduced to the whims of one person.

Naming Jacob Batalon the “CEO of Sex” (equivalent to the lead designer role in this “sex as a video game” construct) adds another level to it, as one’s initial expectation for someone with that title is a classically handsome man, which Jacob Batalon – his other qualities notwithstanding – is most certainly not, and never claimed to be.

I can’t make you find it funny, but I hope it makes sense why some of us do…?

I think the poem scans better if you use the adjective “bourgeois” (two syllables) instead of the collective noun “bourgeoisie” (three).

I’m sure his mom was surprised how smooth the delivery was.

they probably fucked between supper and breakfast too, but then they slept, so you don’t see the effects on their face

Darf ein Tag überhaupt über die Nacht entscheiden?

„schwarze Null“ bezieht sich doch eh direkt auf die CDU-Kanzler, oder?

Thor was Batman?

Okay, I imagined what it would be like to lick my dingus in winter. What now?