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lauhareply
lemmy.world

While this is a joke, I want to clarify to the people who don't know that hoglets are born spineless and the spines grow within first few days.

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To my knowledge, they’re there from day one, but start out very short and very soft. (I don’t think the mother can feel the difference during delivery.)

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Sturgistreply
lemmy.ca

Fam, this is the internet, you're contractually obliged to say it.

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Sturgistreply
lemmy.ca

I see lots of laughter and also a distinct lack of saying it.....

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It sounds like he gets special care and love and attention. We should all be so lucky.

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lauhareply
lemmy.world

No no, I just took a cold shower. I swear!

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so many great names for this fella

Zack, (short for ballsack)

Grundle

testicles (prnounced like hercules)

Max Danger

Balloon

Flapjack

Folds

any others?

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Normally you have to bake hedgehogs in clay to remove the quills after cooking, but this opens the possibility of crispy fried hedgehog.

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this is giving first sphynx cat vibes, like they've discovered the first hairless hedgehog and someone is going to breed it to make more spawning a whole industry of quill-less hedgehog pets. after a quick web search... nvm. nelson has passed.

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