Imagine my surprise at your inability to feel shame

You might want to give "Gulf of America" a search, then

Lol this makes more sense. I thought the monk assumed "air fryer" was a slangy term for the sun

Certainly not. He uses Pope!_OS

No. I think they should be punished for actively and knowingly supporting an openly fascist regime that persecutes and commits war crimes against its own people. And if deportation is the avenue for that punishment, so be it.

Fuck ICE, but stop saying they aren't human. For one thing, their cruelty and depravity should stand as a reminder of what the worst of humanity is capable of. But more than that, dehumanization of one's enemy is the first step toward radicalism. How else do you think they came to have their own terrible views?

They weren't born like this. They were made this way.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

The gay former transportation secretary

What on earth does his sexuality have to do with this topic? Why bother mentioning it?

Easily the most disappointing day of Oprah's life

Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face

That's not a "never"

If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was "rebooting the computer" I'd be depressingly wealthy.

I want more of this guy

You're right. This is so much better.

My coworker flips his shit every time I include a ternary operator in a PR. He also insists on refactoring any block of code longer than two lines into its own function, even when it's only used once.

He is not well liked.

it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

Alright, so let's put them up right next to the Hammurabi Code, which is also majorly significant to history and our legal system. Maybe highlight the part about how Hammurabi was chosen by the Babylonian gods as the ultimate arbiter of justice.

You're right of course, but I think the intention was to illustrate that she (like the machine) is a dangerous object that will hurt you if you get too close.

Yeah, of course they do. They literally form the cornerstone of your worldview. If you change someone's beliefs, you change how they see the world. That sounds pretty damn big and important.

I would imagine it's at gunpoint, figuratively or literally.

I feel like that's the free space at the center of the card