Those aren't minutes, they're drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

I'd be fine with them if they weren't constantly shoving it in our faces. Think about the children!

Sounds like the problem is more that they're for sale in the first place, not that they don't have a warrant. They don't need it because our privacy laws are so outdated and ineffectual(/nonexistent).

...the police officer was immediately arrested

I'm American, can someone explain what these words mean in this particular order? I'm not familiar with the concept...

I think it's the serif font, more than the lack of capitalization, that weirds me out.

Yeah, like people haven't been making fake sexual images of celebrities for decades...

Mainly houses of worship, but they also like to hang out in city halls, houses of legislation, judges' quarters, governors' mansions, The White House, every possible level of the military, etc, etc, etc. That's why it's such a problem!

Correction: collage degree. They literally can't even spell "college". Thank god they're smart enough to know they shouldn't be raising their kids, too bad they're too cheap or broke to afford the help they clearly need.

Watchmen came out almost a decade before Comic Sans existed, it was hand-lettered by Dave Gibbons. In fact, it directly inspired the creation of Comic Sans according to Wikipedia.

Also ironic because it looks like a gaiter mask, which I only ever saw being worn by right-wing dingbats.

You can have black ancestry and appear not-black, so this really doesn't support her argument at all.

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

They did give it to Conan, then they gave it back to Jay. Like everything else wrong in my life, I blame the boomers.

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

If I went around, claiming I was an emperor, cuz some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

I'm reading it now and I still don't understand it. Was the league hiding?

Luckily, copyright law is based on guesses!

Do they have social security numbers? Can the hospital claim them as dependents? Can an eighteen-year-old embryo vote?

Though incoherent, your comment does point to a major cause of conservative voters constantly voting against their own interests: reading comprehension & general education.

No they don't.