Everday for me 😶

NO CLAP!

opens book

For ten years hast thou climbed hither unto my cave: thou wouldst have wearied of thy light and of the journey, had it not been for me, mine eagle, and my serpent.

"Yeah I'll just wait for the movie"

They are probs S.H.A.R.Ps (Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice), they easily get confused with Neo-Nazis

Edit: ignore the hyperlink it created coz of the format

Thats the gayest thing ive ever heard

DRIFTING INTO SLEEP!

I dont understand whats meant to be happening tbh

Yeah i used to be one back in my teens, miss the bracers haha

Depending on how computer literate and scared of you they are, you could just lie?

My dad told me that he got his IT friend to rig my first PC so everytime i opened something it sent him a notification and he could see what i was doing at anytime. That scared me straight for longer than I want to admit

Me on May 18, 2027:

Women have cooties AND they are from venus, so fuck that

NO

....is this nose cake guy? I miss you...

Good enuff mate

Try not to get upset that it will drastically depreciate in value in those 5 years instead of me getting it now

I came across him a few months ago and found out what happened. He seemed cool in his own way, but sucked to find out once i started getting into him

We all float down here

Stalin getting told the Germans are invading

One of my pet peeves when i review SEO reports before sending them out is people reporting on views to calculate success for MoM or YoY metrics.

Wow, 3000 views! But how many clicked out of those views? How many clicks converted? Fuck your views!