Now nobodys gonna get pregnant.. 😞

If he calls again, how eager do you hope he is? There is the odd chance that he was into it.

Ah, I missed that unhinged hornyshitposting, lemmy isn't the same wigthout it. Hope violet returns too someday.

Do straight people have anal sex without cleaning out first? Eww.

*shits* (complementary)

So just a little bit of info, doing butt stuff will be messy so throw down an old shower curtain and please just keep it sanitary

A literal shitpost. You don't see these everyday

Damn, I'd marry her.

Does no one else know how to take the showerhead and blast it up their starfish until the waters run clear?

I would call her right while being in her butt.