Clearly you're unfit to be a parent but I guess an extremely late stage abortion would end the child's suffering and land you in prison, a relative win win.
Look, we are all nerds here, and nerd-to-nerd this is a terrible response that isn't going to land at all. Literally "your mom took it out on you as an infant" would land better than this
I mean I'd say that's too simplistic and also isn't a threat/challenge. That doesn't call their bluff, thus its passive, signals weakness.
My approach is to try to out troll the troll, yours is more or less literally 'your mom', which, why would you even bother writing anything?; this will just insult the troll in terms of it being a low effort attempt at a clapback, they'll certainly continue escalating.
I wrote a whole thing, but this clearly was a playful punch in the arm. If you just punch them back, you can have a laugh. Responding with "lol" would defuse more than trying to be intellectual in your comeback
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"Hope my happy pal..." does what?
It beats his infant son.
I don't think we can be friends... ☹️
this is a pretty funny message that in a sane world could only be interpreted as such.
*Looks out the window* Oh, right...
Jokes on you, I hate babies
Your*
Yore
wow, this clearly needs a drunken watching
Hope my happy pal what?
stop. full stop if we want to be pedantic
hey this is pezxes kid and my dad says moms tittys are all his now and I cant have them anymore and it’s ur fault, wanna fight?
My reply to that would be:
Clearly you're unfit to be a parent but I guess an extremely late stage abortion would end the child's suffering and land you in prison, a relative win win.
Look, we are all nerds here, and nerd-to-nerd this is a terrible response that isn't going to land at all. Literally "your mom took it out on you as an infant" would land better than this
I mean I'd say that's too simplistic and also isn't a threat/challenge. That doesn't call their bluff, thus its passive, signals weakness.
My approach is to try to out troll the troll, yours is more or less literally 'your mom', which, why would you even bother writing anything?; this will just insult the troll in terms of it being a low effort attempt at a clapback, they'll certainly continue escalating.
I wrote a whole thing, but this clearly was a playful punch in the arm. If you just punch them back, you can have a laugh. Responding with "lol" would defuse more than trying to be intellectual in your comeback
Have Lemmy users suddenly started liking Dailymotion or smth?
Why am I seeing it so much??
Spam bots.