It feels almost trite at this point, but:

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

At least that makes actual sense.

Alt text: Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!

It's a way to funnel public money directly to Trump and his campaign.

Republicans:

Aaron Bean of Florida

Andy Biggs of Arizona

Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Mike Bost of Illinois

Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Ben Cline of Virginia

Michael Cloud of Texas

Mike Collins of Georgia

James Comer of Kentucky

Eli Crane of Arizona

Byron Donalds of Florida

Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Russell Fry of South Carolina

Matt Gaetz of Florida

Bob Good of Virginia

Paul Gosar of Arizona

Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Andy Harris of Maryland

Diana Harshbarger of Tennessee

Kevin Hern of Oklahoma

French Hill of Arkansas

Wesley Hunt of Texas

John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Brian Mast of Florida

Mary Miller of Illinois

Cory Mills of Florida

Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Barry Moore of Alabama

Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Bill Posey of Florida

Matt Rosendale of Montana

Chip Roy of Texas

Keith Self of Texas

Jason Smith of Missouri

Greg Steube of Florida

Tom Tiffany of Wisconsin

William Timmons of South Carolina

Michael Waltz of Florida

Democrats: ...

"Don’t believe Donald Trump when he plays dumb about Project 2025. I coached football long enough to know that, when somebody draws up a playbook, they plan on using it."

Tim Walz

There is now officially more evidence for JD's couch shenanigans than anything involving Hunter Biden's laptop.

It reminds me of this classic:

That's a pretty bold statement. Do you have a source?

Probably, but keep in mind that this election is still his only chance of staying out of jail. I expect him to fight dirty.

For those that don't remember:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Tucson_shooting

To be clear, this isn't a case of conservatives overreacting to a missing cat. This is a case of conservatives inventing a racist story to scare people.

The media has gone way out of its way to find stories that sound similar, but are completely unrelated - and it's just more sane washing.

It has always been a lie, and even Vance has admitted it.

They used to call me Kid Gorgeous. Later it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dormouse

The edible dormouse (Glis glis) was considered a delicacy in ancient Rome, either as a savoury appetizer or as a dessert (dipped in honey and poppy seeds). The Romans used a special kind of enclosure, a glirarium, to raise and fatten dormice for the table.[6] It is still considered a delicacy in Slovenia and in several places in Croatia, namely Lika, and the islands of Hvar and Brač.[7][8] Dormouse fat was believed by the Elizabethans to induce sleep since the animal put on fat before hibernating.[9]

Trump commuted his sentence and then pardoned him.

PBS will have live coverage. Also available streaming.

I work in film post-production. One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic. When I was editing the audio in, it was really gross at first, but I got used to it pretty quickly.

The thing that still haunts me is the really subtle sound of forks hitting teeth. shutters

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Hint: If you ever encounter this puzzle in a crossword app, just [term for someone with a competitive and high-achieving personality].