Kevin is a shop lifter after he panics with the tooth brush. Since he learned never to trust cops, he assumes he'd get thrown in jail like the hardened criminal he is... And then there's the cop who's trying to break into his house. Yeah, can't blame him for not making that call.

Wow. I'm sure this is completely unrelated to Washington state's proposed capital gains tax.

Small correction, only discovered when I moved across the country: there are two factories producing Girl Scout Cookies -- and the recipes have overlap, but each production company has a few unique ones. So sometimes I have to order from my niece rather than my neighbor.

Some of them are the same everywhere, though.

I knew I was excluded and was generally okay with it... Until the kid was about four months old. Family went out to dinner. We were having a good time, baby needed changing, I grabbed him and MY diaper bag (yes, I had my own). I went to the restroom and discovered the only changing table was in the women's room.

I knocked, said hello, and went in. The only woman (teenager? College student? Younger than me, at least) who came in while I was changing the baby was polite and even offered her help.

But this US chain restaurant didn't even consider the possibility that someone other than a woman would change a baby. Come on.

Currently, but they keep trying.

Definitely able to pay for Warner Bros Discovery.

I had thought this was a photoshop. WTH.

Someone had to take the picture!

He learned what he was good at... And what he enjoyed.

(East) Berlin would dispute the example for Deutschland. Ampelmann is an icon.

I - and since regretting it - rewatched the early MCU movies recently. The first time you really see Thanos mirrors the first frame, and the line immediately before he turns and smiles talks about how to invade Earth is "to court death." Given the comic book version, I'm not sure they had the whole 50% motivation thought through yet.

I'm not sure they've thought it through yet, although I do like the argument elsewhere in the thread that Thanos did it to prove he was right, not to save the universe.

Not a wizard, but I'm finding my docker configuration of paperless-ngx to meet my minimal needs.

Bad news. With inflation, it's not going to be twenty five years for the back half.

My spouse came home from a week at the hospital to a stupid button I hooked up that messaged me "Emergency! {name} needs you!"

It was perfect.

Shouldn't the first image be "Successfully scheduling?"

I came here for a link to the sale. I didn't even pause to check if it was fake.

They got me...

Yeah, but Zachary Levi has also gone outspoken anti-vax and conservative-to-the-point-of-crazy.

Which is sad, because I loved him as Chuck but apparently failing to break out after Shazam went to his head.

This move only makes sense in the context of their next planned move. Clearly, they're going to move d8-d7, going with the King on a Horsey strategy.

My spouse and I opted not to tell our kid last year, with me not wanting to be the one to spoil it and her wanting to keep the magic "just one more year."

This year was already too late. The kid got into an argument at school about whether or not Santa was real.

My spouse and I planned it all out, planned on going out to get a hot cocoa, etc., etc. Instead my kid sat ME down and said they wanted to ask me something. So I got stuck telling answering that Santa wasn't real, but spun it that it was about learning to give without getting, and ended up pulling out Death's SPEECH from Hogsfather about believing in big lies.

The kid mostly cared that they'd still get presents, so it was a bust.

Oh, did you mean Brock "The Rapist" Turner? I heard he raped an unconscious woman because he's a terrible human being and also a rapist.