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Twitter users right now
Anyone else notice the cursor on the top left?
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Twitter users right now
Anyone else notice the cursor on the top left?
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Reddit mods claimed my buddy was stuffed
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Reddeez nuts
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They say use whatsapp, they say use zoom
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Fuck WhatsApp. All my homies use Signal.
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Fun fact: With the help of a printer, you can put a picture on paper
I'm sure if I scan it it will be an image of Rick Astley.
Edit: It's just "07844730"
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*Knock* *Knock*
Well, you're actually an idiot if you didn't saw that coming from a mile away
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As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?
You attack a tree, then make tools to attack things even better. You need to now attack dirt and then stone to make better tools. After that, you can attack more stone in hopes of finding valuables. When you find blue thing, you can attack solid cola, and make a rectangle, then curse it by lighting it on fire. Now you agree in hell. You should be proud of yourself. Now you can attack fires with your tools, or if you collected snowballs before, you can also torture them. When they die, you pull out their penis, break them to make fire-thing. Then kill living magmas, and then extract their magma that was inside them, and make it into magma balls. After that, you can kill tall black people, and collect their balls. Then you can merge the fiery-things, the magma balls, and the black people's balls to make some eyeballs. You can then throw the eyeballs (one at a time), and follow them until they fall down where you stand. Then you can start attacking dirt and stone again, until you get into an underground house. Find a room that has a rectangle made from the eyeball's material, go there, and put the remaining eyeballs there, but look out for gray bugs! Now you get to the void on a floating solic cola, then use the stone you attacked to go to another floating thing that is made of solid pee. You should see big dragon. If you made bows, you can start shooting, and when big dragon is down, you can also attack it with a sword. But beware! Big dragon can also fuck you over, and shoot you out of the void into space. If you managed to destroy big dragon, at the center of the pee island, you should see cola spawn inside solid cola. Just jump in there, and you beat the game!
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Superiority brings controversy
On a rooted Android, you can delete system apps, and even when not rooted, but that will only delete for the current user.
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A crow or a cat?
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I see the other eye, it's just very dark.
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""Higher"" ""Quality""
This happens if you have a shitty Wi-Fi. Ours was replaced, but it was found out that it is even worse.
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Umm guys...
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I've also seen this meme format having the same text on the third and fourth pane.
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So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)
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As someone who makes YouTube comments, I can confirm that this is a 100% true.
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Themes
I would love to see a custom accent color option with a color picker.
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Our sweet tooth
Rats eating is the cutest thing in the world.
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As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?
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Yes.
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duality of man
"Is Google still the dominant search engine?"
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Rats are under rated.
As a rat owner, I love this joke.
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I somehow did that. It was a long time ago...
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Yes, I had two of these weird dreams or more like nightmares when I wake up, realize that I'm still in a dream, wake myself up, still in a dream do it again, again and again, and after a long time, I finally wake up in real life. It was a nightmare because it was so boring and because it gave the feeling that I couldn't escape my dream.
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current lemmy status
I like lemmy.world, because anyone can create their own community.
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Fun fact: With the help of a printer, you can put a picture on paper
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It's still the same
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OK, now what?