It happens more often than you think.

After giving a wrong answer, asshole teacher got my sister in front of the whole class and made fun of her for a couple of minutes. My sister came home this day and told parents she'll never say a word again. Stupid parents did nothing about.

Same asshole tried the same with me later on, but I was more... resilient.

During a school excursion I talked same asshole into grabbing a active electrical fence. This was really great how she squeaked like the stupid pig she was.

My favorite thing about me playing an instrument are the cheers and frenetic applause of my neighbours when I stop it.

Really really inspiring.

I fart in your general direction.

Actually, this would make you a cosmetic surgeon...

Send in the clowns!

I'm really bad with names and faces, but I can distinguish twins. I mean not the twins like "and my twin has a penis" but monozygotic twins.

I don't claim it to be any kind of a super power, but with my inability to recognize people even after they've been at the hairdresser it's really astonishing.

And now, we sing to the tunes of "Hänschen Klein, ging allein in die weite Welt hinein" the lyrics "Ziegelstein flog allein in die Deutsche Bank hinein. Kann zurück - Missgeschick - Scheibe war zu dick".

Please help me, I'm old and lost at this point:

This guy is a PoC, am I right? How? What? When?

I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.

Save water, drink beer!

With rusty dung covered pitchforks.

Just seeing the forehead of this moldy slimey Merz makes me wish him growing green and purple cysts exactly there.

No, was debunked. GröFaZ didn't have Jewish ancestors. It all goes back to some guy by the name Hans Frank.

https://www.h-ref.de/personen/hitler-adolf/vorfahren/hitlers-abstammung.php

This will get some loooong four years...

Take care that it doesn't spread like mine. Had a hard time to limit its growth. But I also love the smell.

Drugs'n stuff?

I live in the Hallertau. Late summer, early autumn when the harvest starts the whole valley smells of it. Love it.

Also german, I guess any spot to take out videos counts also. So welcome to the "0 point club".