Voters have a depressingly short memory.

While in the US our brilliant leader is trying to reopen old coal mines.

Fucking Democrats. Being reasonable and good people.

US government and wealthy elites are out of order

He looks like Mitch McConnell in zero gravity

I had a friend named Cody who was a straight A student, changed schools in 7th grade, fell in with a bad group of kids, got into a car accident, fell into a coma, lost site in one eye, and now coaches snowboarding. Not dead, though

This man is my our

Thanks, Mom

That tent looks tired

This... This must be a shoop.

Watching a topless couple? Hopefully they know you're there.

I don't know how I expected "wahhhh" to be spelled, but I always immediately read it in Wario's voice.

So does he.

My daughter and I love going to the library and picking out books to read before bed. I can't imagine trying to replace that with a soulless LLM.

#MAGA

You can't just tease us like that...

I wouldn't worry, Miku. France has some of the best food in the world.

Wait times suck in the US, too. I snapped my collarbone when I fell off my bike. It was gnarly. I waited in the waiting room for three hours to get a bed in the hallway then I waited another another two hours to have my first x-ray. Between waiting for each nurse or PA, I was there for 9 hours. And during that time all they did was take some x-rays, told me my collar bone was really fucking broken and scubbed dirt out if my wounds. I was sent home considerably uncomfortable. I had to wait a week to see a doctor to assess my collar bone and another week have the surgery. It sucked

And here's another fun example: I started having chronic nonstop migraines a few years ago. After a couple very long months of back and forth with my primary care, I finally got a referral to neurology, but I had to wait over a month for them to contact me, and then even after they finally contacted me I had to wait EIGHT MONTHS to finally have a video appointment.

Edit: fixed lots of careless typos.

Wow! An entire book of boners for only 35 cents?

Wow. That's bold. They said the quote part out loud. When the US invaded the Middle East it was only a poorly kept secret that it was for oil.